Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Someone compared Mark & M.E. to the movie Steel Magnolias, because we are such a fun, family kind of salon that gets its energy from everybody’s stories. We take that as a compliment. Thank you.

Embrace new experiences.

One of my clients went to a bachelorette party and gave the girls a lap dance lesson. During the lesson, the topic so near and dear to my heart came up. As it turns out, many of the girls at this party get waxed by me. I just wanted to thank everyone who brings my name up in conversation when discussing their beautifully bald beaves!

Love new clients. Woman came in yesterday because she heard I was the fastest waxer in the whole world.

The twat is tough
but also delicate
If you treat it right
it’ll come in triplicate

The name of our salon, Mark & M.E. refers to me and my husband Mark. He does hair, I do hair removal. When you come in for a Brazilian, expect to get the whole sha-bang waxed. What that means is that I am going to wax your ass. My name is on the sign. I make the rules. You’re not leaving with a bushy backside, so get over it.

I had a woman tell me that she thought getting waxed was very refreshing. I guess if you put the hand sanitizer on instead of the oil on your puss to clean up, you’d get that cool, peppermint patty kind of sensation. As long as you are good enough to eat, all is good.

There’s a title in the book that I am trying to get published called “Bald At Any Age.” The reality is this. You know you’re getting old when your pubes start turning grey. And, believe me, when you find the first one, it’s fucking traumatizing.

Just another reason to wax it all.

Started driving on a road trip this week and passed the town of Hornel. A new client drove from there to get her hoo-ha waxed by me for the first time. I couldn’t believe how far it was from Rochester. That got me thinking about the 2 girls from Waterloo and the woman from Weedsport who also came in last week. Just wanted to say an extra thank you to everyone who travels that far to see me. It is very flattering and I promise I will continue to treat your pussies with the love and attention that they truly deserve.

Not a huge fan of the v jay jay, but when a girl has baby freckles on the inside of her lips, I gotta admit, they were kind of cute.