Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Owning a salon near a university is so much fun except that when the students graduate, many of them leave Rochester. It has been very common, however, for clients to drop by for a wax when they come to town. Face it, who else is able to rip them in 5 minutes?
This week one of my former clients came by with quite an overgrown bush. She told me her man wanted her to try the “natural look.” Believe me, there was nothing natural about it.

A woman told me she went somewhere else for her first Brazilian and it took the technician 60 minutes to wax her and cost $95. I asked her if they gave her a happy ending because there is no excuse for it taking so long. She laughed and said there was nothing happy about the experience. When I commented that I didn’t know which was more obscene, the hour or the money. She said the hour.

It is unbelievable how much hair a woman can grow around her rectum. Since it’s tough to shave, it is often an area that has gone untouched for years, even decades. A new client came in and asked me to remove her cobwebs from her ass. And you know what? That’s exactly what her ass hair looked like.

I had a dream last night that I was walking through a fine dining restaurant when I overheard an older man say “It’s hard to be flippy when you’re floppy.” When he heard me laugh, I told him I thought he was funny and needed to blog what he said.

Wouldn’t it be cool to clone your clean cootch?

A young couple come into the salon and tell me they have been dating since they were eleven. He asks permission to come into the room because it’s her 1st time and she’s really nervous. When we enter the room, he sits down. As soon as she gets on the table, she orders him to stand up and hold her hand. As I start waxing her, he lovingly rubs her head. After a few minutes, she gives him a threatening look and advises him that he’s messing her hair. He says he’s sorry but explains that he was just trying to comfort her. She says, “I don’t care what you’re trying to do. You’re messing my hair!”

Getting a Brazilian does not make you a sexual deviant. However, if it makes you feel more deviant and you want to act upon those feelings…go for it!

It may sound barbaric this whole waxing thing, but it must be worth it if so many women are getting it done on a regular basis. One of my girls was so excited after she got her first wax that she pulled down her pants in the middle of her kitchen so she could show off “her girl” to her best friend who just happened to be a gay guy.

oh dear god my was long enough to braid yesterday lol…thank god for your talents!

Hard to have fun on a slip-n-slide when it’s dry and prickly.