Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

It helps to have a little flexibility when I am trying to wax down under. A young girl with some very tight hamstrings said “I am not very flexible. I feel sorry for all the guys who try to have sex with me.”

I asked a woman “when was the last time you had sex?”

She replied, “alone? or with someone else?”

OK new girl, you gave me a great blog yesterday when you told me your man prefers hardwood to Berber. Priceless!

In this unusually hot weather, please spend a little extra time primping your pussy before you come to see me.

Don’t be scared. No one will judge you. Become a follower.

Even though a Brazilian refers to the removal of all the pubic & rectal hair, many women leave a landing strip. This is often done to help the men figure out where to land.

In the 1970’s a pretty racy book that included illustrations was written called the “Joy of Sex.” Back then, pubic grooming wasn’t common. It was a more natural era.

A girl came into the room and before she even undressed, she said it had been a couple months since she had been in and she apologized for her Joy of Sex.

Don’t ever feel weird or embarrassed about getting undressed in front of me. I’ve seen it all. For example, now that I have become so busy, I have more ladies who are obese. It’s a lot easier for me to get to their parts and I am glad to give them that same sexy feeling between their legs that we all love.

There have been a few instances, however, where I haven’t been able to get to a woman’s hoo-ha due to her size. About a month ago, I had a woman bring her sister in the room with her for moral support. Fortunately, her sister was able to hold her thighs apart for me so I could wax her thoroughly, because there was no way I was going to be able to do it without some help. I couldn’t have done it without her and, happy to say, the woman left with a beautifully bald beave.

It’s all about a happy ending.

Brazilians make you feel cleaner and that’s important, especially if you have an active sex life.

One of my clients told me she doesn’t like to have dirty sex. Some kind of clean up should follow each round. No leftovers. Agreed.

Twat is fun to say.