I watch you undress. Skid marks on your panties makes me nervous about touching you naked.
July 18, 2010
I try hard not to pass judgement, but when your hair on your hoo-ha is long enough to braid…
July 17, 2010
Waxing is liberating. Kind of like going commando.
July 16, 2010
Would you rather play on stucco or silk? Stop shaving.
July 15, 2010
I thought going into the bush meant going to Australia.
July 14, 2010
Two sisters were in the room together and the one on the table said she couldn’t take the pain. The sister not getting waxed asked her what she was going to do when she had a baby? She said that by the time she was ready, they’d have a new system.
July 13, 2010
Just a reminder. Tell your friends. A happy hoo-ha is a hair free hoo-ha.
July 13, 2010
It helps to have a little flexibility when I am trying to wax down under. A young girl with some very tight hamstrings said “I am not very flexible. I feel sorry for all the guys who try to have sex with me.”
July 11, 2010
I asked a woman “when was the last time you had sex?”
She replied, “alone? or with someone else?”
July 10, 2010
OK new girl, you gave me a great blog yesterday when you told me your man prefers hardwood to Berber. Priceless!