Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Okay, this is my 100Th post. Aren’t you dying to know what all this buzz about a bald beave is really about?

You need a chapter on one liners… 🙂

Praise a Pretty Pussy!

A lint free set of lips get licked more.

You don’t have to be young
To get this done.
Just give me five
And your puss will thrive!

Set a new personal record this week. Did my oldest client. She was 75.

One of my clients recently moved to the area and has been frustrated with this whole dating scene in Rochester. She finally met a great guy at church and things have been progressing beautifully over the past month. A few days ago, they were getting down and dirty and she abruptly told him that they had to wait a little longer. Well, of course they had to wait. She had pubic hair growing half way down her leg! She told me yesterday that she was so nervous that I might be out of town or not working, because she couldn’t hold off much longer. Glad I was here for you girl.

I can understand getting brush burned during soccer, not during sex. Toss the razor.

Question of the week from a young brunette. Why does it look like the tips of my hair are white when they grow in? I’m not completely sure but it is not as uncommon as you may think. My thought is that since the hair comes in finer and thinner, the ends aren’t as dense so therefore don’t have the same amount of pigment in them. You aren’t a freak and you aren’t alone. I’ve seen it before. I like to tease and say that you have a highlighted hoo-ha. And no, I don’t think you are going grey yet although it will turn grey at some point. Rest assured, you don’t have an old pussy.

I am probably the most over educated wax tech you’ll ever meet. Although I didn’t need a Master’s Degree to do this for a living, I think it makes it easier for me to talk to women from all sorts of backgrounds. And although I am diligent when it comes to keeping my sources anonymous, it may surprise you who has the most fascinating pussy stories or crazy sexual antidotes. I have a chapter in the book entitled “Crazy Shit People Tell Me” which regurgitates dozens of funny things that people have said to me over the years. All the blog entries, however, are new material.

A woman from a white collared profession asked me what the “No Scream Creme” was for. I told her it numbs the area to make it less painful when I wax. She said “No thank you! I don’t want anything numbing my girl!”