Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A married mother of three came in this week to get ripped. She had some pretty long hair and was in dire need of my services. She was excited to tell me something her husband had said to her. He told her that he was glad she was getting waxed because she was so beautiful down there that she could be a porn star. That’s my kind of admiration.

and so…..I followed

It only hurts for a minute.

On Friday, a 34 week pregnant woman came in for a wax. She said she felt fat, hot, uncomfortable and hairy. She was a real trooper as I groomed her engorged lady parts. That night she delivered healthy twin girls. She left the sweetest message on my answering machine over the weekend thanking me for grooming her for the delivery. She said it made her feel a lot better. Just another example of my ability to spread joy, one vagina at a time.

Wool sweaters are gross when they are wet.

Okay, this is my 100Th post. Aren’t you dying to know what all this buzz about a bald beave is really about?

You need a chapter on one liners… 🙂

Praise a Pretty Pussy!

A lint free set of lips get licked more.

You don’t have to be young
To get this done.
Just give me five
And your puss will thrive!