Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

It is very common for a woman’s body to change after having a baby. There can be stretch marks or changes in the size and shape of the breasts. But the baby thing can also change the labia. It is kind of strange when the lips aren’t as taut and youthful as they once were. In fact, one of my client’s loves to piss and moan about her newly transformed mud flaps.

One of my regular clients told me that if she ever farts on me, it’ll be the last time I ever see her.

My parents were really hard workers. They didn’t believe in idle hands. My dad would do bookwork when he watched TV and my mom would cook or do laundry. Being productive was very important to them. So when a Romanian woman told me I gave her the best, most productive wax she has ever gotten, it made me smile. I waxed her legs, arms and Brazilian in 28 minutes and got it all. Yea, it felt productive.

Someone compared Mark & M.E. to the movie Steel Magnolias, because we are such a fun, family kind of salon that gets its energy from everybody’s stories. We take that as a compliment. Thank you.

Embrace new experiences.

One of my clients went to a bachelorette party and gave the girls a lap dance lesson. During the lesson, the topic so near and dear to my heart came up. As it turns out, many of the girls at this party get waxed by me. I just wanted to thank everyone who brings my name up in conversation when discussing their beautifully bald beaves!

Love new clients. Woman came in yesterday because she heard I was the fastest waxer in the whole world.

The twat is tough
but also delicate
If you treat it right
it’ll come in triplicate

The name of our salon, Mark & M.E. refers to me and my husband Mark. He does hair, I do hair removal. When you come in for a Brazilian, expect to get the whole sha-bang waxed. What that means is that I am going to wax your ass. My name is on the sign. I make the rules. You’re not leaving with a bushy backside, so get over it.

I had a woman tell me that she thought getting waxed was very refreshing. I guess if you put the hand sanitizer on instead of the oil on your puss to clean up, you’d get that cool, peppermint patty kind of sensation. As long as you are good enough to eat, all is good.