Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

There are some silly rumors going around about the legalities of this Brazilian thing. I have been informed that some salons are saying that it is illegal to wax the labia. After 20 years in this business, I’d think I would know if it was against the law. In fact, after how many I have done, I’d probably be sentenced to life without parole. I was also told that some salons are saying that waxing the labia causes infection. As long as you have a clean & conscientious salon and you don’t tear a woman’s skin, then I wouldn’t worry. My thought is that the technicians saying this aren’t comfortable touching your junk. I’m all about it.

You know how the lighting is always better in the car? There are times when you look in the rear view mirror and see long, scary hairs coming out of your moles or strays under your eyebrows that you were certain you had gotten. This is why so many women keep tweezers in their cars, because the abundance of natural light shows it all.

So let’s take this to the next level. One of my girls was driving with her man and he decided to start playing with her puss. So she whips out her junk only to realize that she was sporting quite the hairy bush. It seemed even more nasty with all that natural light shining on it. She told me that was when she called me. She has me on speed dial.

Comparing a Brazilian Wax to “rough sex” was a new one this week. Maybe if more women thought of it this way, they’d be more likely to come in on a regular basis. Everybody likes it rough once in awhile, don’t they?

The wax room can be a very religious place. References to God, the Lord and Jesus are very common. But, I’m sorry to say, no matter how much you yell for the Almighty, I don’t think he’s going to be interested in helping out.

When your fiance asks you if you are sporting “the old fashioned look,” it’s time.

Saw women from Lester, Livonia, Hornel and Syracuse yesterday. I’m in Rochester. I am so flattered by the dedication that women from all over Western New York have towards the grooming of their genitalia. Just wanted to give an extra thank you to those who travel to see me.

Pregnant pubes need to be pretty too, you know.

I know that girl and believe me it was not a pretty site. She also had to have the “holes” packed every single day until they healed

Another client tried saving money and started to shave. Her razor burn got so bad that it turned into Folliculitis which is an infection of the hair follicles. That led to a doctor visit, medication and a lot of pain and discomfort. No money was saved.

A woman told me that she came to the realization of why the fat on our waist is called love handles. It occurred to her when her man was hanging on to her sides (which are like handles) as he was making love to her. What most men don’t realize is that we don’t like that area being grabbed because it reminds us that we have some extra weight on us. Furthermore, hanging onto to any fatty parts tend to make us so self conscious that we can’t enjoy the experience. So, moral of the story, there is nothing Lovable about our love handles, so find a better place to hang onto.