Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Saw women from Lester, Livonia, Hornel and Syracuse yesterday. I’m in Rochester. I am so flattered by the dedication that women from all over Western New York have towards the grooming of their genitalia. Just wanted to give an extra thank you to those who travel to see me.

Pregnant pubes need to be pretty too, you know.

I know that girl and believe me it was not a pretty site. She also had to have the “holes” packed every single day until they healed

Another client tried saving money and started to shave. Her razor burn got so bad that it turned into Folliculitis which is an infection of the hair follicles. That led to a doctor visit, medication and a lot of pain and discomfort. No money was saved.

A woman told me that she came to the realization of why the fat on our waist is called love handles. It occurred to her when her man was hanging on to her sides (which are like handles) as he was making love to her. What most men don’t realize is that we don’t like that area being grabbed because it reminds us that we have some extra weight on us. Furthermore, hanging onto to any fatty parts tend to make us so self conscious that we can’t enjoy the experience. So, moral of the story, there is nothing Lovable about our love handles, so find a better place to hang onto.

Two women braved their first Brazilians together yesterday. The first one tried as hard as she could not to yell or show any kind of painful emotion, because she didn’t want her friend to chicken out. The friend, however, was not enjoying her new wax experience at all. In fact, she didn’t want me to finish. When I waxed her labia on her left side, I told her that her one lip was done. She then asked me if she had another one? It was then that her girlfriend lovingly advised her that she did in fact have two lips. We were all laughing at this point and although she wasn’t sure she wanted me to finish, I was determined to prove to her that she could do it and that it was worth it. That was when the girl exclaimed, “I wish I only had one lip!”

They say Americans tend to have tight hamstrings from the sedentary jobs that so many people have. Believe me, this is something I have been aware of for years. So this blog is encouraging all my lady friends to stretch a little more. Not only will a flexible body help me get at your parts better, it can make your naughty nighttime activities much more interesting.

Yesterday I got a call from a former client of mine who moved to New Jersey a few month’s ago. She finally got the nerve to get a Brazilian from someone other than me. She called me from the parking lot of the salon because she couldn’t believe how long it took. It took an hour. She said she just had to tell me. During the service she kept looking up in disbelief at how long it was taking and the woman apologized that she was making her sweat and assured her it would be over soon. Not soon enough obviously. Although I feel bad that she had to endure such a long service that, in my mind, should be performed much more efficiently, it was very flattering to have her call me from another salon’s parking lot to tell me she missed me. It’s also kind of funny that a few years ago a different woman also called me from a salon parking lot in New Jersey to tell me a similar story. I think I could make a lot of money in Jersey.

“Slippery When Wet” is way more fun when the beave is bald.

I love to hear all of the plans and schemes that women have to show off their new look. Last week a woman was celebrating six years with her man and was going to force him to go down there whether he wanted to or not. She couldn’t wait to see his expression and I can’t wait to hear the rest of the story, which you know I will.