Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Comparing a Brazilian Wax to “rough sex” was a new one this week. Maybe if more women thought of it this way, they’d be more likely to come in on a regular basis. Everybody likes it rough once in awhile, don’t they?

The wax room can be a very religious place. References to God, the Lord and Jesus are very common. But, I’m sorry to say, no matter how much you yell for the Almighty, I don’t think he’s going to be interested in helping out.

When your fiance asks you if you are sporting “the old fashioned look,” it’s time.

Saw women from Lester, Livonia, Hornel and Syracuse yesterday. I’m in Rochester. I am so flattered by the dedication that women from all over Western New York have towards the grooming of their genitalia. Just wanted to give an extra thank you to those who travel to see me.

Pregnant pubes need to be pretty too, you know.

I know that girl and believe me it was not a pretty site. She also had to have the “holes” packed every single day until they healed

Another client tried saving money and started to shave. Her razor burn got so bad that it turned into Folliculitis which is an infection of the hair follicles. That led to a doctor visit, medication and a lot of pain and discomfort. No money was saved.

A woman told me that she came to the realization of why the fat on our waist is called love handles. It occurred to her when her man was hanging on to her sides (which are like handles) as he was making love to her. What most men don’t realize is that we don’t like that area being grabbed because it reminds us that we have some extra weight on us. Furthermore, hanging onto to any fatty parts tend to make us so self conscious that we can’t enjoy the experience. So, moral of the story, there is nothing Lovable about our love handles, so find a better place to hang onto.

Two women braved their first Brazilians together yesterday. The first one tried as hard as she could not to yell or show any kind of painful emotion, because she didn’t want her friend to chicken out. The friend, however, was not enjoying her new wax experience at all. In fact, she didn’t want me to finish. When I waxed her labia on her left side, I told her that her one lip was done. She then asked me if she had another one? It was then that her girlfriend lovingly advised her that she did in fact have two lips. We were all laughing at this point and although she wasn’t sure she wanted me to finish, I was determined to prove to her that she could do it and that it was worth it. That was when the girl exclaimed, “I wish I only had one lip!”

They say Americans tend to have tight hamstrings from the sedentary jobs that so many people have. Believe me, this is something I have been aware of for years. So this blog is encouraging all my lady friends to stretch a little more. Not only will a flexible body help me get at your parts better, it can make your naughty nighttime activities much more interesting.