Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

There are so many references to an overgrown pussy looking like a jungle or the Amazon, but when a woman said her hairy puss looked like Vietnam, that was a first.

Remember the incredible sexual energy you had as a teen? I think December should be the month where we all rediscover that insatiable lust that used to live in our loins. Can’t think of a better way to combat the stress of the holidays.

One final thought of gratitude on this Thanksgiving weekend. Be thankful if you don’t have any creepy critters carousing in your cooter.

You should also be thankful if you can find your parts.

Be thankful if your parts still work.

One of the things I am thankful for this Thanksgiving Day is for all the cooters that I get to coif every week. I love my job and all the ladies that fill my days.

People make appointments for different reasons. Some people just make a standing 4-6 week appointment, because it is easier for both of us when you are on a regular schedule. Others will come in for a special occasion or a date. A woman told me she was mocking out her boyfriend because he had grey hair in his goatee. Yesterday morning she noticed grey in her own goatee. She called for an appointment.

Don’t you want to be finger licking good?

Going green has absolutely nothing to do with leaving your lady in its natural state.

A woman accused me of giving her a pimple because she was so anxious about getting a wax. And it wasn’t her first time. I’m used to people telling me how radiant their skin is from all the extra sex they are having not how pimply I make them from their anxiety about the service.