Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Some men like to grow beards in the winter. I personally like a beard that is well groomed. It can look sexy on a man. What I don’t think is sexy is the number of times I have heard about a man who is growing his beard asking why his woman is growing hers as well.

I have a client who used to get Brazilians on a regular basis, but she decided a couple years ago that she couldn’t take the pain and switched to bikini waxes. In the past year, she has fallen in love and moved in with her boyfriend. A few months ago, for his birthday, she decided to suck it up and get a Brazilian again as a gift for her man. When she came in yesterday, I asked her if she wanted to do the whole thing since it was Christmas. I did a pretty good job convincing her that getting the whole thing waxed twice a year was the least she could do for him. Her response…..”I wish his birthday was in December.”

Sometimes you hoo-hoo says boo-hoo.

OK ladies, listen up. We really don’t mind if you have your period as long as you have a clean, fresh tampon in. A soiled, brown string from a nasty bowel movement does not constitute a clean, fresh tampon.

I love when women giggle through the entire service.

I forgot the best part of the story from yesterday. My girl had to get on her hands and knees. That’s a comfortable position to get into in front of a stranger. Not.

A lot of salons are doing Brazilians these days and it still blows my mind what people are willing to pay and how long they are willing to lay on the table. Last week I heard about another 45 minute Brazilian nightmare wax that left the girl sore & swollen, still a little hairy, and extremely frustrated. Oh yea, and she paid $40 more than I charge. For those of you who haven’t had a wax with us and think 45 minutes is normal, then you either don’t know it can be done more efficiently, have sadistic tendencies, or really enjoy being naked with another woman. The last option is fine except I can think of a lot more fun things to do naked.

On this wintry Sunday morning, is your man sifting through a forest to enjoy your lady parts or is he is slip, sliding away with comfort and ease to the promise land?

You know what your man really wants for Christmas? A hot & hairfree hoo-ha…a beautifully bald beave…a smooth as silk snatch…a pristine pussy…a luscious lady zone…I think you get my point.

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Fuck is a very popular word at Mark & M.E. In fact, it is probably the most common expletive said in our salon. The other day, a woman must have said the word a dozen times and then followed up with an apology. For the record, there is no reason to apologize. I am putting hot wax between your legs and ripping out your precious pubes with a big smile on my face as you squirm in pain. I get the swearing thing. As I was half way through this particular woman’s service, she upgraded her swearing to mother fucker. My reply, awwwww…..now fuck has a mommy.