Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Hope all my girls got kissed under the mistletoe on the appropriate set of lips.

The puss is the perfect Christmas gift.

Biggest nightmare wax story to date. I met a normal sized woman with a small, no big deal bush that told me she went somewhere and after 2 HOURS, the girl hadn’t even started on the labia. She asked the technician to stop and she left the salon blistered and in agony. Oh yea, and the girl charged her.

How about powdered sugar on the puss?

One of the main objectives to getting a Brazilian is to encourage more creative and fulfilling sex. So to expound on yesterday’s blog and to keep the creative notion of sex in mind, I’d like to suggest another innovative cookie idea. Let’s try drizzling “caramel on your cooter.”

One of my favorite hobbies is cooking. In fact, I wrote a cookbook about 10 years ago, printed copies myself, and sold them at the shop. But even though I love to cook, I hate to bake. So this Christmas season, instead of indulging on fattening cookies, let’s be creative with our holiday treats. How about trying one of my favorite desserts? “Sprinkles on the Snatch.”

I wanted to see what a Brazini looked like so I google imaged it and a picture of you came up!

We also like goatee’s on men. On a woman, we call a goatee a Brazini. This is an acceptable look.

Some men like to grow beards in the winter. I personally like a beard that is well groomed. It can look sexy on a man. What I don’t think is sexy is the number of times I have heard about a man who is growing his beard asking why his woman is growing hers as well.

I have a client who used to get Brazilians on a regular basis, but she decided a couple years ago that she couldn’t take the pain and switched to bikini waxes. In the past year, she has fallen in love and moved in with her boyfriend. A few months ago, for his birthday, she decided to suck it up and get a Brazilian again as a gift for her man. When she came in yesterday, I asked her if she wanted to do the whole thing since it was Christmas. I did a pretty good job convincing her that getting the whole thing waxed twice a year was the least she could do for him. Her response…..”I wish his birthday was in December.”