Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I watched the sun rise this morning. I like things that rise.

The bikini area is a delicate and complicated part of the body. The skin is prone to bumps and ingrown hairs which can be painful and unattractive. Although we believe that waxing is the best means of making the puss as pretty as possible, it’s not a perfect system. Currently, we recommend some products that are quite effective in clearing the bumps and ingrown hairs. It appears there are salons, however, that have another approach to dealing with an unsightly bikini area. A facial for the hoo-ha. Now this could be interesting.

A forty minute underarm wax? What is wrong with these people?

Hope all my girls got kissed under the mistletoe on the appropriate set of lips.

The puss is the perfect Christmas gift.

Biggest nightmare wax story to date. I met a normal sized woman with a small, no big deal bush that told me she went somewhere and after 2 HOURS, the girl hadn’t even started on the labia. She asked the technician to stop and she left the salon blistered and in agony. Oh yea, and the girl charged her.

How about powdered sugar on the puss?

One of the main objectives to getting a Brazilian is to encourage more creative and fulfilling sex. So to expound on yesterday’s blog and to keep the creative notion of sex in mind, I’d like to suggest another innovative cookie idea. Let’s try drizzling “caramel on your cooter.”

One of my favorite hobbies is cooking. In fact, I wrote a cookbook about 10 years ago, printed copies myself, and sold them at the shop. But even though I love to cook, I hate to bake. So this Christmas season, instead of indulging on fattening cookies, let’s be creative with our holiday treats. How about trying one of my favorite desserts? “Sprinkles on the Snatch.”

I wanted to see what a Brazini looked like so I google imaged it and a picture of you came up!