Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

If a woman tells me she is fuzzy wuzzy down there, I’m pretty confident she’s a mom.

When you wax a man in his private area, it is very common for his voice to change for just a moment. I’m not sure why it happens, but it can be very funny. For the record, there have been times when I have made a woman’s voice change as well.

If you haven’t mustered the courage to try a wax, now is the time. Start the New Year with a New Look.

I know of a man who plows driveways in the winter. He said that he finds it very satisfying to see a freshly plowed driveway. He read several entries from my blog and commented that I must get the same kind of satisfaction when I wax someone as he does when he plows a driveway.

I think everyone should celebrate this New Year with the things they are thankful for, including their pretty pusses.

Possible resolution. Wax your womanhood.

Everyone thinks they have the hairiest hoo-ha.

I watched the sun rise this morning. I like things that rise.

The bikini area is a delicate and complicated part of the body. The skin is prone to bumps and ingrown hairs which can be painful and unattractive. Although we believe that waxing is the best means of making the puss as pretty as possible, it’s not a perfect system. Currently, we recommend some products that are quite effective in clearing the bumps and ingrown hairs. It appears there are salons, however, that have another approach to dealing with an unsightly bikini area. A facial for the hoo-ha. Now this could be interesting.

A forty minute underarm wax? What is wrong with these people?