Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Some women hesitate about coming in on a monthly basis because they anticipate the pain and make the decision to put it off as long as possible. The more regular you get it done, however, the less it hurts. And the longer you grow your hair, the more painful it can be. A woman came in on Friday who hadn’t had it done in several months. She had a lot of hair. Last night I got a text message from her saying that she had the GREATEST sex that night. ME happy.

When a wickedly jumpy new girl tells me I better hold down her leg because she was going to kick me in the head, I knew I was in trouble.

I have also been hit on, but the girl wanted my husband there too.

Ok I laughed out loud.

A girl told us that her last wax technician hit on her. No worries. I’m not interested in the puss in that way.

A sixty year old woman made a circle with her thumb and fore finger and whispered to me, “do you wax ass wholes?” Her visual demonstration with her fingers was priceless and it definitely reinforced the area she was referring to. I started to laugh and told her that I wax ass wholes all day long. She didn’t realize that a Brazilian was that thorough and that I spend my days investigating the most private areas of my clients. She needs rectal surgery and would like me to wax that area for her. As you all know, I’m the queen of asses.

One of my regular clients went somewhere else for an eye brow wax. It took the girl close to a half hour and she didn’t have a clue what she was doing. My client said as she was sitting there, all she could think of was that she would have rather been getting a Brazilian than letting this girl do her brows.

About a year ago, a woman brought her little boy in the room while I waxed her. During the service, he started freaking out because he didn’t like the sound of the ripping. It was difficult to finish her because he couldn’t stand the noise and was visibly upset. He still talks about it.

A little boy was waiting in the reception area with his mom and he noticed a lot of women going in and out of the rooms. He asked her if “this place was just for girls.”

Someone told me they couldn’t believe people worried so much about getting their bum waxed because it’s the easiest part. I love old school terminology.