Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I understand that it can be difficult to justify a monthly wax when you are on a budget. One of our clients needed a haircut desperately and really wanted a Brazilian so she asked her husband if it was at all possible for her to have both done on the same day. He told her he would start having only two meals a day so they could afford both.

I’m on the same quest but different direction (or is it the other way around). I’ll push your pussy forward if you push my tale forward. DEAL? got it? GOOD!

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Women who carry wipes in their purses are my heroes.

A psychologist would have a ball examining the behavior of women when they are put in an awkward and potentially painful situation such as getting a Brazilian wax. I wonder what it means when a girl asks us to hang on a second while she sits up and has a conversation and subsequently a pep-talk with her cootch before we finish the service.

When a guy comes into the room with his lady for her wax, sits back, and cracks open a beer, you gotta wonder.

The puss is fascinating and magical. It’s mere existence should be celebrated and cherished. This is why I need your help getting my manuscript published. It’s current working title is “The Happy Hoo-Ha.” And isn’t that what is really important, keeping the hoo-ha happy? In order to get my work recognized, I need to prove I have a large following of dedicated pussy lovers who want to be reminded of its power on a daily basis through this blog and want to read an in depth novel that is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry and even cringe a little. Science has proven that a good belly laugh every day will make you live longer, and I promise to provide you with enough stories to help you live a long, healthy life. So on this cold, frigid day, spend some extra time worshipping the beautiful entity that makes life possible and help me succeed in my quest to make the puss even more powerful by becoming a follower of this blog and telling everyone you know to do the same.

Fur coats are old school.

One of the benefits of what I do for a living is hearing all of the fun sex stories. They can range from funny to gross to thought provoking… Yesterday I heard an interesting one. A girl was engaging in relations in the missionary position. In the midst of her enjoying the experience, she was making the normal, accompanying sounds that one makes when he or she is in the moment. This is when the guy told her to stop making sexual sounds.

There is a reason for the disposable wipes in the bathroom.

There is no reason to be embarrassed and it’s less than 10 minutes of discomfort. So why haven’t you tried it? Have you read yesterday’s blog? Enough said.