Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Some people lack consideration and don’t even shower the same day they come in for a wax. Other’s go above and beyond the considerate factor. I have women who actually cut their strings before they come in so the strings aren’t in the way.

In case you were wondering….it seems to be popular these days for women to leave a triangle in front instead of a landing strip and go commando down below. I’ve had a lot more requests for this look lately. Must be the current trend in porn. We call it a Brazini at Mark & M.E.

When the girl from yesterday told her man that she would never cheat on me again, I have to admit that I was pleased. Shaving is evil and I am determined to spread the word on the best way to achieve a beautifully groomed beave. But I would be remiss if I didn’t tell you my response to her after she swore such loyalty to me. I told her to tell her man that her pussy was mine. He could play with it, but everything else that happened down there was my business.

Never shave down there…Never!

ME is the best at what she does!
I have been remiss in getting a regular brazilian the past few months. But it is time to schedule an appointment and get bald again. Cannot explain to anyone who has never had one, but it is liberating. I do feel different when I leave – free, confident, clean, sexy, just to name a few. See you in 2 weeks ME! I’m trying to convert a friend.

A regular client of mine confessed that her man wanted to shave her. She told me she was really nervous when he was down there with a razor so she kept her eyes closed. It didn’t go well so he didn’t shave her completely bald. The parts he did shave got irritated and she regretted letting him near her with the razor. This is when she told her man that she would never cheat on him and she would never cheat on Mary Elizabeth again either.

I waxed a college girl’s eyebrows who was going on a first date with a really hot guy. As she was leaving, I told her that if she came back for a Brazilian, I knew the date went well. She told me that she purposely did not get a Brazilian because she wanted to behave on the first date. We understand.

The more I think about this whole vagazzling thing, the more apprehensive I feel about putting glue anywhere near my girl.

The Urban Dictionary’s definition of vagazzling is the act of bedazzling your vagina or blinging your beaver. A sparkly snatch? I like it.

I have worked diligently to perfect the art of story telling to keep my clients distracted while I wax their cootch. I like to ask questions and while the client is answering, I will rip off a good one. As I was waxing a new client, she was surprised how efficient and funny I was. She quickly figured out my strategy of ripping while she was talking. It really is a system that has worked well for me over the years. About half way through the service (about 3 minutes into the wax) she referred to my style as a “sneak attack Brazilian.”