Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A guy told his girl she had fat lips. She asked him if he meant PHAT or FAT? He said FAT. Her feelings were obviously hurt and she commented that there was more cushion for the pushing. I thought that was a cute response but my first reaction would have been to slap this dude up side the head. Trust me, if a guy ever criticized my v-j-jay, the only thing he’d be pushing against would be his right hand.

On the ride to the salon, two newbies were talking about how worried they were that they might pee on the table because they were so nervous. They told me about their conversation and when the second girl was getting waxed, she said it hurt so bad that she really was nervous that she would pee on the table. If they are worried about that now, wait until they have a couple kids.

Happy to say, I did not come in contact with any bodily fluids.

Some of my Hispanic ladies have such fire in their responses. There have been times when they are by far the most entertaining. I think they actually may have hot salsa in their sensations.

For the most part, my chocolate girls are much more demonstrative than their vanilla counterparts.

Some people lack consideration and don’t even shower the same day they come in for a wax. Other’s go above and beyond the considerate factor. I have women who actually cut their strings before they come in so the strings aren’t in the way.

In case you were wondering….it seems to be popular these days for women to leave a triangle in front instead of a landing strip and go commando down below. I’ve had a lot more requests for this look lately. Must be the current trend in porn. We call it a Brazini at Mark & M.E.

When the girl from yesterday told her man that she would never cheat on me again, I have to admit that I was pleased. Shaving is evil and I am determined to spread the word on the best way to achieve a beautifully groomed beave. But I would be remiss if I didn’t tell you my response to her after she swore such loyalty to me. I told her to tell her man that her pussy was mine. He could play with it, but everything else that happened down there was my business.

Never shave down there…Never!

ME is the best at what she does!
I have been remiss in getting a regular brazilian the past few months. But it is time to schedule an appointment and get bald again. Cannot explain to anyone who has never had one, but it is liberating. I do feel different when I leave – free, confident, clean, sexy, just to name a few. See you in 2 weeks ME! I’m trying to convert a friend.

A regular client of mine confessed that her man wanted to shave her. She told me she was really nervous when he was down there with a razor so she kept her eyes closed. It didn’t go well so he didn’t shave her completely bald. The parts he did shave got irritated and she regretted letting him near her with the razor. This is when she told her man that she would never cheat on him and she would never cheat on Mary Elizabeth again either.