Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A woman with an overgrown puss walked into the wax room and exclaimed that she felt like a Russian traitor.

I really think pubic hair is gross. It can harbor odor and all sorts of female gunk. And I’m happy to say that one of the reasons I am such a busy wax technician is due to the fact that I am not alone with my aversion to unwanted and unnecessary hair that grows between the legs. So when a woman told me she had waited way too long to see me and that not only was she mortified, she was nasified by her hair, I was totally in sync with her perfectly descriptive made up word.

Sunday is the perfect day to enjoy your sexy snatch.

When you wax as many people as I do every week, I often get right to the point about the positioning of the body. I work quite efficiently and don’t have time to waste. I asked a new client to roll on her side and give me her ass. She looked over her shoulder at me and said, “I really like you.”

How would you feel about a man waxing your hoo-ha? Well, there are a ton of male technicians in our field, and, from what I’ve been told, the majority of the men performing Brazilians are supposedly gay. I’m not quite sure if that really makes a difference but it seems to be an important fact when a girl is telling me about her wax experience with a man. But when I heard about a guy who likes the client to put her leg on his shoulder and then goes to the foot of the bed to peer head on at the area in question, I’m thinking something just ain’t right.

Don’t wink at me when I roll you on your side to wax your rectum because nothing good can come from that.

For fifty dollar, I can make you holler.

Got another funny email from a client who hadn’t been in for close to 2 months. She wrote that her pretty panties didn’t deserve her hairy cootch. She still hasn’t made it in which must mean she is still wearing her period panties.

A woman hadn’t been in since October. She told me her snatch looked like a small rat. It did.

Guys don’t like to floss when they eat.