Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Men often accompany their women in the room while I wax them. I don’t think all the guys motives are the same, but I don’t care one way or the other as long as they aren’t creepy. It’s not like they haven’t seen their woman’s junk before. But I got another interesting request not too long ago. One of the guys wanted to know how I felt about having one or two other couples in the room at the same time. And you wonder why I don’t teach grade school anymore?

When a woman is walking into the wax room and says her bush looks like a werewolf, it is hard not to get a lttle nervous.

When clients vacation in the winter, they will often wait a long time between waxes to make sure they remain totally hair-free throughout their trip. And since New York is so cold in the winter, it isn’t as imperative that we stay so impeccably groomed every month. One of my girls waited a really long time between waxes so she was perfect for Jamaica. The night before she came in for the wax, she had a dream that she had 6 inches of pubic hair which she was able to donate to locks of love.

I recommend wearing boy shorts for that in between time. Believe me, guys think we look so hot in these awkward short short things that rise half way up our ass that they won’t give a shit if there is a little hair underneath.

A woman with an overgrown puss walked into the wax room and exclaimed that she felt like a Russian traitor.

I really think pubic hair is gross. It can harbor odor and all sorts of female gunk. And I’m happy to say that one of the reasons I am such a busy wax technician is due to the fact that I am not alone with my aversion to unwanted and unnecessary hair that grows between the legs. So when a woman told me she had waited way too long to see me and that not only was she mortified, she was nasified by her hair, I was totally in sync with her perfectly descriptive made up word.

Sunday is the perfect day to enjoy your sexy snatch.

When you wax as many people as I do every week, I often get right to the point about the positioning of the body. I work quite efficiently and don’t have time to waste. I asked a new client to roll on her side and give me her ass. She looked over her shoulder at me and said, “I really like you.”

How would you feel about a man waxing your hoo-ha? Well, there are a ton of male technicians in our field, and, from what I’ve been told, the majority of the men performing Brazilians are supposedly gay. I’m not quite sure if that really makes a difference but it seems to be an important fact when a girl is telling me about her wax experience with a man. But when I heard about a guy who likes the client to put her leg on his shoulder and then goes to the foot of the bed to peer head on at the area in question, I’m thinking something just ain’t right.

Don’t wink at me when I roll you on your side to wax your rectum because nothing good can come from that.