I think getting a Brazilian can help a gal not only feel lucky, but get lucky. When a really neat thirty year old woman complains of being single but keeps up with her grooming just in case, you have to wish her luck and hope that Mr. Wonderful comes knocking at her door. So that is exactly what I did. I wished her luck in her endeavor to find someone special. That is when she told me I was her Brazilian Fortune Cookie.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
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When you wax, your hair tends to come in finer and thinner and, for some women, bald spots form where no hair grows any more. It is much more common for the hair to stop growing on the front of the pubic area. One of my clients started hooking up with a guy who wanted her to grow her hair back in the front. The problem is that her hair stopped growing there a long time ago. I’m not sure if her hair is afraid of me or what, but there is no way she will ever grow more than a few strays. Her 70’s porn star days are definitely over. So this guy asked her if it was possible to get a toupee? A toupee for the twat. Interesting.
A guy came in for his first ever back wax. He had three friends with him for moral support, but that didn’t seem to ease his anxiety. He really didn’t want to take his shirt off. Unfortunately, I can’t wax a back with a shirt on so I needed to encourage him to remove it. When he got on the table, he told me he was as nervous as a dog at a Chinese restaurant.
Do you remember the scene in Home Alone when the little boy puts after shave on his cleanly shaven face and screams? On our clean up stations at the salon, I have 2 bottles. A pointy bottle with oil in it to take the wax off your cooch and a pump bottle with hand sanitizer for your hands. When a woman put a liberal amount of hand sanitizer between her legs and started jumping up and down like she was on a pogo stick, I had to yell at her to stop jumping and start wiping!