When you wax over a shaved puss, the hair looks pretty scary. It stands on end and looks somewhat petrified. A client looked at her strip of hair and said it looked like the old school Nintendo grass.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I have been waxing since the 1990’s and in all that time, I have only had 2 people cry. Well, there must have been something messed up in the universe, because I had 2 people cry just last week. One was a bride who was stressed out about her wedding, completely exhausted and totally anxious about getting a wax. OK, that’s understandable. The 2nd girl started crying when I waxed her knee. A knee. Really?
I got an article entitled Manscaping 101 published in an online magazine called The Social Gods. Hopefully, this will get me one step closer to getting my manuscript published. I plan to write monthly articles for this magazine as long as I can find something amusing to say. As the title suggests, the article is about the different options that men have when it comes to grooming their junk. It appears I have a fascination with well groomed genitalia. I wonder what Freud would say to that?
One of the annoying aspects of waxing is that your skin is sticky when I finish. Fortunately, the oil we use to remove the sticky residue takes it off quickly. While one of my clients was lying on the table, she commented on how her lips felt like they were sealed shut. She said her parents would have loved it if her lips were stuck together like this when she was a teenager.
A girl told me she has been telling all of her friends how much better it is to wax and what a great job I do. That really means a lot to me and I can’t thank everyone enough for the referrals. After I finished waxing her, I thanked her for telling people about me and told her to remember to “spread the word, not your legs.” Then I thought about what I said and what I just did to her so I had to amend my statement. “OK, maybe spread your legs too.”
I love it when I end up on other people’s Facebook pages. A newbie wrote that she went to Mark & M.E. and got a Brazilian for the first time. She said it was the most amazing thing and she was so excited because I even did her ass crack! Now she understands why one of our motto’s is that “no one leaves Mark & M.E. with a hairy ass.”
I’ve written in the past about the women who let themselves get really hairy so they won’t have sex. Everybody seems to have their own expression when they are referring to their intentional hair growth. A girl informed me that she skipped a month from waxing because she needed a man shield. All I can say is if I was a guy, the shield would have worked.