Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

There are no concrete rules about having sex and getting waxed. I appreciate the women who are considerate enough not to have sex too close to the appointment time. You know how I hate coming in contact with your man’s baby butter. We’ve discussed this. But after your wax, there is no set time for how long you need to wait. Even a veteran waxer should understand that the area will be a little tender after the service but should be ready to go in a few hours. But a virgin waxer should plan for things to be sensitive probably until the next day. Moral of the story; don’t plan a hot and heavy date with a well endowed man the same day as your first Brazilian.

I made a lot of men very, very happy yesterday.

A woman told me that when you get a Brazilian in Ireland and you leave a landing strip, it is called an Urban Express. I think that is quite a sassy expression for your snatch.

A girl told me that even though she didn’t have a boyfriend, she wanted to get waxed just in case… Now that’s a girl after my own heart.

I had another article published in The Social Gods online magazine. It talks about sex and successful relationships. It shouldn’t be a surprise that sex is a topic I am interested in since I play with pusses all day. Check it out.

http://thesocialgods.com/sex-a-successful-relationship/

http://thesocialgods.com/manscaping-101/

We have definitely become a society that has an aversion to pubic hair. It is a trend that I fully support. A 12 year old girl was complaining to her mom about the fact that her brother trims his pubic hair in the bathroom and doesn’t clean it up. I’d complain too.

It probably isn’t a good idea to try to watch what I’m doing while I wax you. It is kind of like getting a shot or giving blood. It seems to always hurt more if you know the exact moment the needle goes into your skin. A lady brought her son’s girlfriend in for a Brazilian and every time the girl lifted her head up to check on what I was doing, the mom would push her head back down to the pillow.

A woman hadn’t been waxed for months and months. On the morning of her appointment, she told her man to get his scuba gear ready because he was going down under for a very long time.

Favorite quote of the week. A man said to his woman. “Babe, the 1970’s called and said they want their pussy back.”

When a woman sweats through the pits of her sweatshirt, then I know she was really nervous or in a lot of pain. Or maybe both?