Women get so embarrassed when they are really hairy. What they need to understand is that I like it when there is an overgrown bush. Not only does it make me look like I have really done an amazing job, but the wax tends to last longer. The apologies are endless and the comments can be really funny when the bush is big. A woman told me to be prepared because she sprayed Miracle Grow on her vagina.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Waxing is easier, faster and less painful when you get it done on a regular basis. Waiting for months between waxes will make it harder on both of us. A girl who normally gets waxed every four weeks skipped a few months. Boy, did she regret it. She told me that from now on, she will continue to be a frequent flyer no matter what.
Since I work with a sexual organ all day, there is a lot of sex talk that takes place during the service. I hear about all sorts of good and bad stuff. I have girls freaking out because their guys want to enjoy a different orifice. They come in to make sure that area is hair free even if they aren’t sure they’ll go through with it. I have others that are being spanked with so much force that hand prints are being left on their behinds. Recently, I had a girl tell me that she was strangled so hard that it was difficult to breathe and she had to keep pushing his hand away. She also said the sex was impossible to enjoy because she was scared and he was seriously hurting her. So my thought is if you are scared, you don’t like getting hurt or you aren’t enjoying it, then don’t waste your Brazilian on him.
There are no concrete rules about having sex and getting waxed. I appreciate the women who are considerate enough not to have sex too close to the appointment time. You know how I hate coming in contact with your man’s baby butter. We’ve discussed this. But after your wax, there is no set time for how long you need to wait. Even a veteran waxer should understand that the area will be a little tender after the service but should be ready to go in a few hours. But a virgin waxer should plan for things to be sensitive probably until the next day. Moral of the story; don’t plan a hot and heavy date with a well endowed man the same day as your first Brazilian.