Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A girl told me that I needed to be careful and not get lost in her Bermuda Triangle. I admit it was a treacherous journey, but I made it out alive.

Another girl told me my superhero name should be The Vagina Whisperer. I just like being referred to as a superhero. And, as a superhero, my mission is “to save the universe from unsightly vagina’s!”

Someone told me my superhero name should be The Vagina Rescuer.

Since I work with a sexual organ all day, there is a lot of sex talk that takes place during the service. I hear about all sorts of good and bad stuff. I have girls freaking out because their guys want to enjoy a different orifice. They come in to make sure that area is hair free even if they aren’t sure they’ll go through with it. I have others that are being spanked with so much force that hand prints are being left on their behinds. Recently, I had a girl tell me that she was strangled so hard that it was difficult to breathe and she had to keep pushing his hand away. She also said the sex was impossible to enjoy because she was scared and he was seriously hurting her. So my thought is if you are scared, you don’t like getting hurt or you aren’t enjoying it, then don’t waste your Brazilian on him.

There are no concrete rules about having sex and getting waxed. I appreciate the women who are considerate enough not to have sex too close to the appointment time. You know how I hate coming in contact with your man’s baby butter. We’ve discussed this. But after your wax, there is no set time for how long you need to wait. Even a veteran waxer should understand that the area will be a little tender after the service but should be ready to go in a few hours. But a virgin waxer should plan for things to be sensitive probably until the next day. Moral of the story; don’t plan a hot and heavy date with a well endowed man the same day as your first Brazilian.

I made a lot of men very, very happy yesterday.

A woman told me that when you get a Brazilian in Ireland and you leave a landing strip, it is called an Urban Express. I think that is quite a sassy expression for your snatch.

A girl told me that even though she didn’t have a boyfriend, she wanted to get waxed just in case… Now that’s a girl after my own heart.

I had another article published in The Social Gods online magazine. It talks about sex and successful relationships. It shouldn’t be a surprise that sex is a topic I am interested in since I play with pusses all day. Check it out.

http://thesocialgods.com/sex-a-successful-relationship/

http://thesocialgods.com/manscaping-101/

We have definitely become a society that has an aversion to pubic hair. It is a trend that I fully support. A 12 year old girl was complaining to her mom about the fact that her brother trims his pubic hair in the bathroom and doesn’t clean it up. I’d complain too.