Since the first day of summer was this week, I had several of my seasonal wax clients come in. Many do nothing in the winter. I suppose they like the hair to keep them warm. Problem for me is that sometimes I simply cannot find it.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
It is becoming very popular to leave a triangle on the front of the pubic area and wax everything else. Women feel less childlike and men seem to think it’s more sexy. I was given the request by a man to leave a decent size triangle in front of his woman and remove all of the hair from the spot where God split her.
Women are very critical about their bodies. They often apologize for being fat, hairy, inflexible, flabby, sweaty….you name it. Even though a Brazilian refers to removing all of the pubic and rectal hair, many women choose to leave some in the front. I had a very slender, flat chested woman tell me that she didn’t want to be completely bald. She said that since her boobs look like she is ten years old, she didn’t want to look ten years old down there as well.
Last year when I was out of town, one of my customers who lives an hour away went to a salon near her home to get waxed for her wedding. Not only did it take 45 minutes, the technician burned her so badly that she blistered, scabbed and eventually scarred along the entire crease of her leg. The doctor gave her permission to wax again after one year. The area was still sensitive after all this time. Choose carefully who you let between your legs.
A new client told me she preferred getting waxed by a technician who doesn’t speak English. She liked the feeling of anonymity that accompanied the awkward service. When she moved to Rochester, several people recommended that she start coming to Mark & M.E. She was worried that I would talk to her. As most of you know, it’s hard to shut me up. We chatted through the whole service and I even had her laughing quite a bit. It’s funny what people worry about.