Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A husband told his wife he needed a magnifying glass and a walking stick to wade through her bush in order to find the buried treasure.

Women are very critical about their bodies. They often apologize for being fat, hairy, inflexible, flabby, sweaty….you name it. Even though a Brazilian refers to removing all of the pubic and rectal hair, many women choose to leave some in the front. I had a very slender, flat chested woman tell me that she didn’t want to be completely bald. She said that since her boobs look like she is ten years old, she didn’t want to look ten years old down there as well.

Why? Because sex is better.

A woman was going to the beach. She came to see me first so she could “swim without shame.”

Last year when I was out of town, one of my customers who lives an hour away went to a salon near her home to get waxed for her wedding. Not only did it take 45 minutes, the technician burned her so badly that she blistered, scabbed and eventually scarred along the entire crease of her leg. The doctor gave her permission to wax again after one year. The area was still sensitive after all this time. Choose carefully who you let between your legs.

A new client told me she preferred getting waxed by a technician who doesn’t speak English. She liked the feeling of anonymity that accompanied the awkward service. When she moved to Rochester, several people recommended that she start coming to Mark & M.E. She was worried that I would talk to her. As most of you know, it’s hard to shut me up. We chatted through the whole service and I even had her laughing quite a bit. It’s funny what people worry about.

Every job has its hazards. Mine has several. Yesterday I was peed on.

A woman told me that she was so nervous she was sweating like a whore in church.

A man was at work going through his checkbook and noticed that his wife had written a check to Mark & M.E. He didn’t realize that she had come to see me. He called her as soon as he discovered the entry and told her that seeing a check written to our salon made him very excited and he couldn’t wait to see her.

Fantastic article – I was in not too long ago and you were talking about this article. I am glad I was able to find and read it.

**Christine**