Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A very beautiful woman that I wax is with a man that doesn’t like to have sex. I wrote an article for the online magazine called The Social Gods that gives men advice on how to get lucky on a more regular basis. I heard that she put the link to the article which is called “Sex & A Successful Relationship” on her fridge. Sounds like a pretty blatant hint for her man.

As you all know, I have a slightly twisted obsession with pussies. So it shouldn’t surprise you that I am interested in penises as well. I’m psyched to say that I have had another article published. Here’s the link… http://thesocialgods.com/boxers-briefs-bikinis-or-bare/ I’m so happy to have found another forum to talk about genitalia. Check it out!

The online reviews of Mark & M.E. are awesome & I can’t thank everyone enough for their positive comments. A new girl said she came to me because of the 29 reviews on Google. She said she really hoped I made it quick and painless so she could be the 30Th.

People are often surprised by what I do for a living. I admit it’s a bit unusual. But it still blows me away when people don’t know what a Brazilian Bikini Wax even is. How is that possible?

One of my guys called me and asked if I was in the mood to torture a 40 year old man. Silly question.

I got a funny response to my piercing blog yesterday. A 30 year old woman was having an x-ray and her mother was in the room with her. The mom wanted to know if there was a button on her underwear.

When I was a teen, I had to sneak it when I started shaving because my mom thought I was too young. She figured it out quickly enough by the blood all over the bathroom. Nowadays, kids shave or wax everything. Not only do parents know, some drive them to their appointments to see me. But when one of my girls admitted to showing her mom her genital piercing, even I was surprised. That is one thing I could never show my momma.

Someone went elsewhere and got a Brazilian that took 2 hours. I don’t get it. Nobody’s puss is that big. Anyways, she said it was like a really bad one night stand with regret and everything.

An ugly bikini line can be very frustrating and a woman will try anything to help with the rash and bumps that accompany shaving. I have heard of women using rubbing alcohol, cortisone, astringent, oil, powder. Recently, I heard of a new one. One of my clients even tried Proactive on her puss.

A woman needed to get waxed before the 4Th of July. She said she was walking in the parade and needed the road cleared and paved for the festivities in the event she found an Uncle Sam who wanted her.