Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I commented to a girl that she had really hairy lips. She said she’d rather have hairy lips down below. Agreed.

A husband kept putting off renewing his life insurance. So his wife kept putting off getting a wax. She gave him an ultimatum. She wasn’t getting waxed until he renewed the policy. Everyone is happy in that household today.

When a woman has thick, dark hair, it can look pretty creepy when I rip off a large amount at one time. The other day I pulled a huge strip off of a lady and she said, “oh look, I had a mouse living down there.”

I have a client that lives fairly far from the salon that comes in every 6 weeks for her braces on her teeth to be adjusted. She said that the timing is perfect. Every 6 weeks she comes to Rochester for her braces and her beave.

I heard about a salon that puts a dollop of essential oils on your rectal hole before waxing that area. I’m not sure if it’s kinky, a little odd or just plain unnecessary. Wax doesn’t stick to oil, but hair does grow right up to the promised land. When I asked my client how she felt about having oil put on her rectum, she said that it was really weird and she went home with a hairy ass hole!

Every time we would rip off a strip, a girl would do a sit up. It was an interesting reaction to the whole waxing process. But isn’t it cool that you can get a free work out while you are getting waxed?

A girl told me that she went to another salon in town and the technician took 2 hours to give her a Brazilian. I told her that I didn’t realize that the salon even did Brazilians. She said that they obviously didn’t by the stupid amount of time it took to do it. I then asked her if she got a happy ending because I cannot fathom what could ever take so long. She told me that she wasn’t able to get a happy ending for a very long time.

I have clean up stations in every wax room to ensure you get all of the stickiness off of your body. If after you leave the salon, you find yourself peeing all over the place, you did a lousy job of cleaning up.

A very beautiful woman that I wax is with a man that doesn’t like to have sex. I wrote an article for the online magazine called The Social Gods that gives men advice on how to get lucky on a more regular basis. I heard that she put the link to the article which is called “Sex & A Successful Relationship” on her fridge. Sounds like a pretty blatant hint for her man.

As you all know, I have a slightly twisted obsession with pussies. So it shouldn’t surprise you that I am interested in penises as well. I’m psyched to say that I have had another article published. Here’s the link… http://thesocialgods.com/boxers-briefs-bikinis-or-bare/ I’m so happy to have found another forum to talk about genitalia. Check it out!