Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

When a new client said “I can’t have sex tonight, can I?” I told her that she could as long as her man licked her wounds. That is when she said, “Why do you think I’m here?!”

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The hurricane in the Atlantic is very scary, especially since no one has any control over it. A hurricane on your hoo-ha, however, can be controlled. So if you have a hurricane brewing between your legs, take control of your storm.

Less hair, less friction. Simple.

haha i was there for that 🙂

When I get an email from a girl who says she needs to get in because her beave needs to breathe, I am happy to say I have to the tools to give her the air she needs.

When you have a baby, your private area gets extremely sore. So the hospital gives you Dermoplast Spray which you spray on your lady parts and it soothes and numbs the area.

Life is hectic. And sometimes we just don’t pay attention to what we are doing. A woman was sore after a wax and thought a little of the numbing spray would make it feel better. Shame it was Solarcaine.

Women have interesting analogies when describing the whole process of the Brazilian Wax. Someone told me she wanted me to Rooter her Cooter and everything in between. So I did.

It’s a rainy Sunday. What a perfect day to enjoy your “slip n slide.”

Pretty panties aren’t that pretty with prickly pubes or a plush pasture peeking out of them.

A girl told her boyfriend she was going to see her “Pussy Pal.” I guess, in a very strange way, I am a very good friend to the pussy.