Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Four cute, young girls were in the room together getting waxed. Sounds like a pussy party to me.

As I was waxing a severely hungover woman, she told me it felt like I was shoving needles in her eyes. I wasn’t near her face.

Emails can be the source of some great blogs. This morning I received one that said a woman needed to make her Disney Story less “Jungle Book” and more “Aladdin’s Magic Carpet.”

A newbie was really excited to feel her lips after I ripped the dense, coarse hair from them. She said they felt like a skating rink. Another first.

“It’s better to wax than scratch.” That’s what I wrote on my new twitter site yesterday. Now I blog and tweet! My user name is SassySnatch. Thought that was an appropriate name.

Every woman thinks they have weird looking lips and are often afraid that I won’t be able to wax them because there is something inherently wrong with them.. For the record, I think all lips are weird looking, but that has nothing to do with whether or not I can wax them. If they are hairy, they can be waxed. Stop obsessing about the size, shape and texture of them. In 20 years, I have yet to see a pair of lips that I thought looked attractive or got excited about. It’s just another body part that screams to be bald.

I love men!

Two friends came in together last month to get waxed. Their husbands are also friends with one another and everyone was excited about their appointment with me. The day after they were waxed, the one guy called the other guy to tell him that he was still wiping his mouth.

A couple was discussing their finances. They were trying to figure out areas where they could save money. The wife offered to cut out her Brazilians. Her husband said he’d rather get rid of cable.

Did you know that it is possible for the v-j-jay to get all stretched out and discolored? According to one of my cops, prostitutes often have big, dark lips that the cops like to refer to as roast beef curtains.