Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

One of my girls tried getting her husband to come in and watch her get waxed, but he told her it’s like a hotdog. You really don’t want to know what goes into it, you just want to enjoy it.

A man wanted to fool around one night. His woman said no way. She told him that there is no baby butter allowed in that area the night before a wax. God, I’ve trained my girls well.

Wanna look forward to Monday morning instead of dreading it? Wake up 15 minutes earlier and spend that time enjoying your waxed womanhood.

A woman walked into the room and said, “my husband said Tarzan could swing through this.”

When a new client said “I can’t have sex tonight, can I?” I told her that she could as long as her man licked her wounds. That is when she said, “Why do you think I’m here?!”

Today marks my 500Th consecutive blog. Thanks for following.

The hurricane in the Atlantic is very scary, especially since no one has any control over it. A hurricane on your hoo-ha, however, can be controlled. So if you have a hurricane brewing between your legs, take control of your storm.

Less hair, less friction. Simple.

haha i was there for that 🙂

When I get an email from a girl who says she needs to get in because her beave needs to breathe, I am happy to say I have to the tools to give her the air she needs.

When you have a baby, your private area gets extremely sore. So the hospital gives you Dermoplast Spray which you spray on your lady parts and it soothes and numbs the area.

Life is hectic. And sometimes we just don’t pay attention to what we are doing. A woman was sore after a wax and thought a little of the numbing spray would make it feel better. Shame it was Solarcaine.