Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I know I have said it before, but it is incredible how empowering being bald is.

Movie references continue to amuse me. When a woman tells me to clean up her “Gorilla’s In The Mist,” I am happy to comply.

I lift a girl’s leg up and as I’m about to rip, she kicks me in the back of the head. So I use my body to hold her leg down and she crosses her opposite knee over and knees me in the boobs. I did not pull her off the street and force her to get waxed. She came in voluntarily. All I can say is thank God she was really small.

Don’t worry if you have a lot of hair. I have no problem hulking your hoo-ha.

Four cute, young girls were in the room together getting waxed. Sounds like a pussy party to me.

As I was waxing a severely hungover woman, she told me it felt like I was shoving needles in her eyes. I wasn’t near her face.

Emails can be the source of some great blogs. This morning I received one that said a woman needed to make her Disney Story less “Jungle Book” and more “Aladdin’s Magic Carpet.”

A newbie was really excited to feel her lips after I ripped the dense, coarse hair from them. She said they felt like a skating rink. Another first.

“It’s better to wax than scratch.” That’s what I wrote on my new twitter site yesterday. Now I blog and tweet! My user name is SassySnatch. Thought that was an appropriate name.

Every woman thinks they have weird looking lips and are often afraid that I won’t be able to wax them because there is something inherently wrong with them.. For the record, I think all lips are weird looking, but that has nothing to do with whether or not I can wax them. If they are hairy, they can be waxed. Stop obsessing about the size, shape and texture of them. In 20 years, I have yet to see a pair of lips that I thought looked attractive or got excited about. It’s just another body part that screams to be bald.