If you can’t control how you react to pain, take your shoes off. The back of my head would appreciate the gesture.

Stretch before you come in. Makes it easier to get to your parts. Besides, a man always appreciates a flexible woman.

Please stop trimming your twat before you come in for your wax. Nine times out of ten, you trim it too short. And when it’s too short, there will be little, stubbly hairs left all over the place and that really pisses me off.

Great day to stay in bed and enjoy your wax.

This is a depressing time of year in Rochester NY. It is cold and rainy and people tend to get pretty grumpy. So, this year, instead of moaning and groaning about the dreary climate we live in, moan and groan like a champ after you get your cootch waxed.

Sometimes I am fascinated by what I learn from my clients. For example, did you know you can get Botox treatments under your arms to stop from sweating?

And, another thing…..we all have pretty much the same equipment.

I really, really don’t care about your lumps, bumps and stretch marks. I only focus on one thing, and that is the nasty hair between your legs, so get over the modesty thing. It’s a waste of time.

Pubic hair knows no boundaries. It can travel anywhere. So if a woman has a furry tail at the top of her crack, it ain’t cute, it’s mine.

I grip it then I rip it. Simple.