And, another thing…..we all have pretty much the same equipment.
September 28, 2011
I really, really don’t care about your lumps, bumps and stretch marks. I only focus on one thing, and that is the nasty hair between your legs, so get over the modesty thing. It’s a waste of time.
September 27, 2011
Pubic hair knows no boundaries. It can travel anywhere. So if a woman has a furry tail at the top of her crack, it ain’t cute, it’s mine.
September 26, 2011
I grip it then I rip it. Simple.
September 25, 2011
On this Holy day of the week, take a long moment to pay some respect to that very precious part of the body that brings life into this world.
September 24, 2011
I was reading an article that said there is a correlation between breast implants and arthritis. That seems really hard to believe. Besides, if there was a correlation, I still think it would be worth it. It’s important to have pretty boobs and a pretty beave.
September 23, 2011
I don’t care who you sleep with or how many people you sleep with, as long as you’re well groomed while you’re doing it.
September 22, 2011
Pusses aren’t the only thing I’m good at. I can wax a pretty mean set of brows. I had to laugh when one of my girls called and said she was desperate to come in because she didn’t want her caterpillars to turn into butterflies.
September 21, 2011
Hemorrhoids don’t bother me except when their owners don’t bathe them properly.
September 20, 2011
When really bad foot odor isn’t the worse smell in the room, you know it’s going to be a long day.