Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

It is not uncommon for women to go out for a drink after they get a wax as a reward for enduring their Brazilian experience and to celebrate their new, sexy selves. The other day, however, a woman told me she went and had a chocolate shake before her appointment as her reward. That was a first.

A woman texts her man and says she has an appointment with me at 12:30. He replies with a WOO-HO and a smiley face. That made my day.

If I accidentally rip off a skin tab, don’t be freaked out by the blood. The puss is a very vascular area and it tends to bleed a lot. Instead, be joyful that you won’t have to pay a doctor to remove the annoying little bugger.

Mark & I went out to eat at a restaurant where we know several of the servers. When I walked into the dining room, I was graciously greeted by a group of women who frequent Mark & M.E. The one busboy working there is a son of one of the servers. From the conversation, he realized who I was and went up to his mom and whispered, “is that the woman who waxes your crotch?” She said yes and told him my name. When he came back to our table, he seemed embarrassed. Being served water by him will never be the same again.

If you can’t control how you react to pain, take your shoes off. The back of my head would appreciate the gesture.

Stretch before you come in. Makes it easier to get to your parts. Besides, a man always appreciates a flexible woman.

Please stop trimming your twat before you come in for your wax. Nine times out of ten, you trim it too short. And when it’s too short, there will be little, stubbly hairs left all over the place and that really pisses me off.

Great day to stay in bed and enjoy your wax.

This is a depressing time of year in Rochester NY. It is cold and rainy and people tend to get pretty grumpy. So, this year, instead of moaning and groaning about the dreary climate we live in, moan and groan like a champ after you get your cootch waxed.

Sometimes I am fascinated by what I learn from my clients. For example, did you know you can get Botox treatments under your arms to stop from sweating?