Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Someone told me they heard something funny on TV. A girl said she needed to turn her peach into a nectarine. I always preferred nectarines.

A first time Brazilian client told me she has been married 42 years and her husband wanted to come to the appointment with her to watch. She told him that he was not allowed to come but he could kiss it good bye. So he did.

A mature woman gets off the table, walks over to the full length mirror to examine her new bald look and says, “oh, you’re 12 again!”

For some people, a Brazilian can be very painful. It isn’t uncommon for women to swear, scream and make all sorts of guttural sounds during the service. So I had to laugh when a woman asked me if it would be OK if she yelled. I gave her my permission and my blessing.

I love these multi-post chronicles of pube stories!

I don’t like using hard wax because it slows me down and every time I have used it on myself, I find that it hurts a lot more. I also prefer the barrier of the strip that separates your lady parts and my gloved hand. And, frankly, I don’t like picking at your puss which is what you have to do after you let the wax harden.

You’re going to think twice about using the blow dryer at the gym, aren’t you?

A woman came into the salon and said she read yesterday’s blog. She knew what health club I was referring to. She said that the other day there was a lady who was standing naked in the locker room with her foot up on a bench and she was blow drying her pubic hair with the communal blow dryer.

I hear there is an upscale workout facility in town that has a lot of women with big, hairy bushes walking around naked in the locker room. I am tempted to join the club just so I can walk around and hand out my cards.

When the girl yesterday asked me if I had ever seen such an ugly puss, the only response I had was to say that I think they are all ugly.