Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Hey guys, cartoon undies are not sexy. And, for the record, we expect you to groom your junk as well.

One of my clients convinced me to start a twitter account. My user name is SassySnatch in case you’re interested. My tweets are different then my blogs. Don’t worry, I still tweet about twats. It has been kind of fun thinking about pusses in a different way. Check me out. My goal is to keep some humor in your hoo-ha.

A lot of women are self conscious about the shape and/or size of their labia. In my opinion, the puss is distinctive and unique just like the rest of the body. I even know women who have had surgery to make their labia more attractive. But I recently heard of the strangest scenario about a girl who was so embarrassed and uncomfortable with her large outer labia that she tucked them inside her body every day. I think this girl probably doesn’t need a plastic surgeon but maybe a psychiatrist.

I have a very interesting job.

Often women will make their appointments early in the morning so they can get it over with. A girl, who had driven an hour to see me, walked in the door and told me she had driven a long way to see me and it felt like the drive of death. Ladies, it’s not that bad!

I got an email from a girl who said that if she had to wait one more week, she’d need a zoo keeper. Interesting visual.

I asked a woman to roll on her right so I could wax her backside when she stopped, pointed a finger at me and said “now listen, I don’t have a perfect asshole.” Trust me, no one does.

The other day, I told you about an older woman who’s husband wanted to watch and she told him to kiss it good bye.[and he did] I just remembered that she told me he couldn’t wait for her to come home so he could try it out. She told him he’d have to wait, because she wanted to try it out and get used to it first.

Tooting while I’m ripping is annoying.

Once you’ve seen one, it’s really no big deal.