Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

They say that Americans eat stupid amounts of calories on Thanksgiving. So I was thinking that it would be a smart idea to substitute one of your many courses for something more natural and intimate. There would be no calories and, if you tried hard enough, you could burn a few while you were at it.

You know its time to come see me when your husband asks if you are going for the natural look.

I read almost every day please don’t stop! I’ve also brought in 3 friends and always mention you to anyone when waxes come into the convo. You’re the best 🙂

Thanksgiving is right around the corner and I think most people would agree that turkey tastes better without its feathers.

I find your post fascinating and referred you to at least 5 people. You crack me up.

I’ve been blogging about beaves for almost 600 consecutive days, and I just realized that I really don’t have many followers considering how dedicated I have been to this project. I’m beginning to wonder if anyone is really reading what I write or if I’m the only one who is amused by all the weird and crazy shit that happens at Mark & M.E. If you want me to keep up with my continued stories, see if you can find a friend to become a follower so I know someone cares about cootches as much as I do.

I am thinking about starting a Brazilian dictionary. Brazilian Warfare: When I have to use my body as a shield and as an anchor to hold a leg up and control the situation while the client is trying to roll away from me.

It is not uncommon for a boyfriend or husband to come into the room while I am waxing his girl. One of the guys who I have gotten to know pretty well came into the room and announced that he is now a Vagitarian.

I received hate mail because I do Brazilians for a living. Really?

I have mentioned in the past that I prefer hot wax to hard wax for several reasons. For one, I like the barrier of the cloth between your vag and my hands (even though I wear gloves), I find that the hot wax is more efficient, and I personally tend to get irritated at the spots where I have to grab the hard wax in order to pull it off. But now I have another reason I don’t think I will switch products. My best friend lives far from here and she just had her first Brazilian. The woman used hard wax. For some reason the wax wasn’t setting up quick enough so the technician had a small fan between my friend’s legs. What a visual.