Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Ok I’m a little behind on your blog posts….but this one made me laugh out loud because I refer to you as “RipZilla”

If Jenny 8675309 ever came on while you were waxing my ass, I would probably shit myself..and on you too 🙁

It can be really funny what song comes on the radio while I am doing a wax. “Hurts so good” is always an appropriate jingle. While I was waxing a woman named Caroline, “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond came on the radio and she started singing. As the song was ending, she said that she would definitely be sweet when I finished with her.

When a woman turned on her side so I could wax that forbidden backside, she told me that only her momma had ever been back in that area.

I heard that some salons give you an ice pack after your wax. I really don’t think that icing should be necessary unless the technician had a hard time trying to remove the hair and an unusual amount of swelling occurred. I think ice should be used exclusively for the cocktail that you have after your wax to celebrate just how damn sexy you are.

I know that I can cause clients some discomfort, but it always makes me a little nervous when I look at their face and see that their glasses are fogged up.

Whether you found time to take a quick trip to Brazil or not, I hope you find someone to enjoy your special parts with this Holiday Season.

Another good email came my way. A girl wrote that she was feeling TOO insulated against the cold. My reply was that insulation was overrated.

OK, so you’re a little red. It is Christmas, you know.

Congratulations to all of the women who are adding a Brazilian to their Christmas preparation list.