Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I don’t like mean people and I really hate liars. I am inherently a happy, even tempered person that doesn’t anger very easily. However, I am really frustrated that there are wax technicians around town bragging that I trained them when, in fact, I have not. I think it is a pretty shitty way for other people to drum up business.

The diversionary tactics that I use in my combat room include my humor and some nasty stories.

Sometimes I feel like I am working in a combat zone. But instead of a gun, my ammunition is hot wax and a Popsicle stick.

I have been writing for an online men’s magazine the past few months. I really like telling guys how to take care of themselves and how to act. The creator of this site wrote an article about me and the salon that blew me away. Check it out. It was awesome. http://thesocialgods.com/thanks-to-a-terrific-writer-and-business-owner/

I haven’t waxed anyone in over 2 weeks and I am itching to get back to work. Or maybe I’m itching because my hair has grown back and I need a wax? Of course not! Waxed hair is soft when it grows in. Brazilian babes don’t have itchy beaves.

This is the year of No Excuses. So if you’ve never tried a wax because you are afraid, get over it. Now is the time.

Sometimes I have “what if” scenarios in my head. For example, can you imagine if it was career day in elementary school and kids were asked what their parents do for a living? I can imagine a child of mine saying that I work with animals. I’d expect the teacher to ask if his mom was a veternarian. Then my child would probably say that he thought I only worked with cats since I talk about pussies all of the time.

Part 3. So you start out the date with a man who says he wants to do you all night long. Then when the time comes, he wants a quickie. Then when you are doing it, it appears you are too loud and too aggressive. How does someone flip their switch so quickly? Listen up guys, don’t get us all excited with your talk unless you are man enough to follow through.

The saga continues…So after my couple was mutually satiated, not only did the man continue to complain about his finger, he also complained because she yelled kind of loud in his ear when she came.

i love hearing about my clients’ sexual escapades. A man picks up his girl for a date and tells her that he can’t wait to f” her all night. When they get back to his house, he just wants to do it. The girl tells him to slow down, because it’s fun to play for awhile besides the fact that he said he wanted to do her all night long. When they finally start doing it, she is so caught up in the passion that she bites his finger. The dude yells that it hurt and stops the momentum. He proceeds to complain that she bit him throughout the night.