Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I haven’t waxed anyone in over 2 weeks and I am itching to get back to work. Or maybe I’m itching because my hair has grown back and I need a wax? Of course not! Waxed hair is soft when it grows in. Brazilian babes don’t have itchy beaves.

This is the year of No Excuses. So if you’ve never tried a wax because you are afraid, get over it. Now is the time.

Sometimes I have “what if” scenarios in my head. For example, can you imagine if it was career day in elementary school and kids were asked what their parents do for a living? I can imagine a child of mine saying that I work with animals. I’d expect the teacher to ask if his mom was a veternarian. Then my child would probably say that he thought I only worked with cats since I talk about pussies all of the time.

Part 3. So you start out the date with a man who says he wants to do you all night long. Then when the time comes, he wants a quickie. Then when you are doing it, it appears you are too loud and too aggressive. How does someone flip their switch so quickly? Listen up guys, don’t get us all excited with your talk unless you are man enough to follow through.

The saga continues…So after my couple was mutually satiated, not only did the man continue to complain about his finger, he also complained because she yelled kind of loud in his ear when she came.

i love hearing about my clients’ sexual escapades. A man picks up his girl for a date and tells her that he can’t wait to f” her all night. When they get back to his house, he just wants to do it. The girl tells him to slow down, because it’s fun to play for awhile besides the fact that he said he wanted to do her all night long. When they finally start doing it, she is so caught up in the passion that she bites his finger. The dude yells that it hurt and stops the momentum. He proceeds to complain that she bit him throughout the night.

I need to take a minute and thank all of the women who have entrusted me with their precious pusses. This past year was incredible. Yes, I was kicked, sworn at, peed, sweated and farted on, pushed against and squeezed to name a few, but, most importantly, I met some really awesome women and I laughed. In fact, I laughed a lot and loved every minute of my job. So to all you amazing ladies with your luscious hoo-ha’s, Thank you!

New Year. New Beginnings. New Ways to enjoy your wax.

On this last day of the year, I hope everyone finds a way to pay some kind of tribute to that incredible part of the woman’s body that brings life unto this magnificent Earth.

With the New Year approaching, you may want to try a new look. I can leave a triangle on the front of your pubis. It seems to be a popular look these days. And it can represent an arrow in case your man is directionally challenged.