Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Got an email from a girl who hadn’t been in for a Brazilian in awhile. She requested an appointment and then asked the question… “can you say furry?”

Waxing an area as sensitive as a puss can disrupt the natural PH of a woman’s body. It is really important that you shower at some point after you have been waxed. [before is encouraged as well] It is even more important that after you shower, you don’t put any lotions, powders or oils on the skin. External products can encourage the growth of bacteria or irritation. It is highly unlikely that waxing will cause an infection as long as the area is kept dry and clean after you are waxed. You even may want to wait a day before getting down and dirty with your man because condoms can really piss off the area as well.

Till tomorrow,
M.E. Your Brazilian Guru

Another mature woman told me her husband would never notice she got a Brazilian. When she came in for the second time, I asked her if her husband noticed. She said that he never said anything, but she was getting a lot more oral.

Till Next Time,

M.E.
Brazilian Extraordinaire

I waxed a woman who has been married over 20 years who told me that her husband would never notice that she got a wax. When she came in a month later, I asked her if he realized she had gotten a Brazilian. With a big, happy smile and a surprised tone, she said “Oh yes, he did!”

Unless you kick me in the head or fart in my face, you do not need to apologize.

It is incredible how much hair a woman can grow in three months. If you are used to being bald, long, thick hair can be uncomfortable. Having a lot of hair can also change the way you feel. One of my clients told me that the hair had become so dense that her sexual sensations were significantly diminished. Now we can’t have that happen.

There is a deliberate reason that my blog is called Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha.

A woman walked into my room and told me she had a full beaver damn down there.

You know you’re overdue when your husband offers to shave you.

I never thought I’d like Austin Powers, but I did. And I really liked Beyonce as Foxxy Cleopatra. But when a girl comes in for a wax with a bush that looks like Foxxy, I want to run back to the 70’s.