Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

There is a deliberate reason that my blog is called Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha.

A woman walked into my room and told me she had a full beaver damn down there.

You know you’re overdue when your husband offers to shave you.

I never thought I’d like Austin Powers, but I did. And I really liked Beyonce as Foxxy Cleopatra. But when a girl comes in for a wax with a bush that looks like Foxxy, I want to run back to the 70’s.

I always find it interesting if the client tells their significant whether or not she is getting waxed. Some love the anticipation. Some like surprises. I asked a girl if her man knew she was at the salon. She said that although she never tells him she is going to Mark & M.E., she is convinced that getting a Brazilian must send off some kind of radar, because he always seems to know and is all over her when she gets home.

Brazilian bootcamp at it’s finest.

Holiday’s allow for extra hoo-ha time. Hope everyone enjoys all my hard work.

When you are growing out your hair for your first wax, it can be uncomfortable to touch or to have touched, because it tends to be scratchy and coarse. But when waxed hair grows in, it tends to be soft. It didn’t surprise me at all when a girl told me that her man didn’t mind her waxed hair growing in. In fact, he said he really loved to pet her kitty.

The only drawback to getting your 1st wax is that you have to let that prickly hair grow long enough. There are some girls that are planning to come to me but they are still in the GTB stage. Growing the bush.

A girl came in for a wax that I hadn’t seen since October. She said her boyfriend had been nagging her to get a wax. He told her it looked like an animal was living down there. When I finished waxing her, I told her to tell her boyfriend that I killed the animal.