Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I got a Facebook message from one of my regulars that said “I hope you get all pretty pussies today!” Thank you for such a wonderful sentiment. I hope so too.
~your Brazilian Beautician”

Last night, Mark & I went to the Ballet. While we were waiting in the lobby, there was a middle aged couple blatantly staring at us and discussing our attire. The woman approached Mark, handed him a card, and said that she thought we’d be interested in what was on the card. It was an invitation to a local sex community. I think that could be the perfect venue for me to hand out my card.
~your Brazilian Madam~

Hairy
Is Scary.
Bald
Gets Mauled.

~your Brazilian poet~

When I roll you on your right side, it means we are just about done with the Brazilian. This moment can be a very exciting time in a woman’s life. The best was when I asked a woman to turn away from me because we were almost finished and she yelled “Amen!”

Even though it usually takes me less than 10 minutes to give a woman a Brazilian, I tend to make people sweat. I don’t keep the rooms that warm, but it can be a slightly embarrassing and painful experience for some women. So, during the winter, don’t wear a heavy sweater during your appointment. The Popsicle stick slides off sweaty skin and makes the Brazilian more difficult.

When a woman complains that her ass hair is getting tangled in her thong, I think it is time for a Brazilian.

I switched up the music in my wax rooms the past couple weeks. It’s hard to decide what the best kind of music is to have on in the background while you are giving someone a Brazilian. A song came on during the wax that was so perfect that the client and I were laughing and singing to it. A man was looking for someone to ride his disco stick and I was getting her ready to do just that.

I got a message on Facebook from a client who’s boyfriend wants his junk waxed. He said he wanted to experience what she went through when she got her Brazilian the other day. I told her to put duct tape between his cheeks, put in a pair of ear plugs and rip it off.
~your ever considerate Brazilian Wax Tech~

A lot of women who get Brazilians leave some hair in the front. In honor of Valentine’s Day, a woman asked me to leave a heart on the front of her pubis. I feel pretty confident that my heart on gave someone else a hard on.
~your Brazilian artist~

I’m happy to say that Mark & M.E. has 4 wax rooms now, because we have several technicians that are able to wax. When one of my employees was waxing a man’s back, he could hear the laughter going on in the other rooms. He asked my girl if there was a party going on at the salon? There sure was. It was a pussy party.
M.E.
Your Brazilian Party Coordinator