Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Friction can cause breakage. Please don’t bitch about it. Be happy you’re getting some.
~your Brazilian consultant~

Please don’t let the idea of getting a

Brazilian

freak you out. It is a quick procedure that really isn’t that horrible. I had a college girl that was so anxious she said she was going to throw up on me. Now that was another first.

Women are so funny about their bodies. I asked a girl to take her pants and undies off and she told me that the man she sleeps with doesn’t even see her naked.
~your Brazilian friend~

lmao! that is so great

I got a Facebook message from one of my regulars that said “I hope you get all pretty pussies today!” Thank you for such a wonderful sentiment. I hope so too.
~your Brazilian Beautician”

Last night, Mark & I went to the Ballet. While we were waiting in the lobby, there was a middle aged couple blatantly staring at us and discussing our attire. The woman approached Mark, handed him a card, and said that she thought we’d be interested in what was on the card. It was an invitation to a local sex community. I think that could be the perfect venue for me to hand out my card.
~your Brazilian Madam~

Hairy
Is Scary.
Bald
Gets Mauled.

~your Brazilian poet~

When I roll you on your right side, it means we are just about done with the Brazilian. This moment can be a very exciting time in a woman’s life. The best was when I asked a woman to turn away from me because we were almost finished and she yelled “Amen!”

Even though it usually takes me less than 10 minutes to give a woman a Brazilian, I tend to make people sweat. I don’t keep the rooms that warm, but it can be a slightly embarrassing and painful experience for some women. So, during the winter, don’t wear a heavy sweater during your appointment. The Popsicle stick slides off sweaty skin and makes the Brazilian more difficult.

When a woman complains that her ass hair is getting tangled in her thong, I think it is time for a Brazilian.