Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Snatches are like snowflakes. No two are exactly alike.
~Brazilian Wisdom~

Yesterday, I was seriously in entrenched in some deep, dark bush. Women who I haven’t seen for months, like Thanksgiving or Summer. It was hard work and I am actually sore today. I think I need to ask my boss for some combat pay.
~your Brazilian Soldier~

There is a lot more talk on Showtime about doing it in the back entrance. For almost 20 years, I’ve been waxing that area on women. I am glad that I have kept my girls prepared for anything all these years.
~your Brazilian girl, back & front~

I’m sitting in a crowded airport at 5 in the morning looking around at all the women who probably need my services. Brazilians To Go. Interesting concept.

I’m sorry I don’t have handles on my beds for you to hang onto. I have women who try to hang on to me, but if I can’t use both arms to pull, your Brazilian experience is going to be a lot more painful. If you are the type of person that needs to hang onto something, bring a friend or a stuffed animal. You could also bring a dildo. That would be a great motivator to get you through the service.

There were a lot of women looking for Jesus in my wax rooms last week.
~your spiritual Brazilian leader~

I had a woman use baby wipes on her feet before she hopped up on the table to help with her foot odor. Not a bad idea.
~hints of ways to love your Brazilian friend~

I had a young girl come in for her second Brazilian who told me that when she left Mark & M.E. last time, she had very mean thoughts about me. But she came back. They usually do.

I had to remind another person that the decision to remove the rectal hair is not a subject that is open for discussion. It just happens.
~your Brazilian Dominatrix~

One of my older clients told me that her husband offered to use conditioner on her bush because it had been so long since she had been in to see me.
~your Brazilian hairdresser~