Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Today is a special day. The 29Th of February doesn’t happen very often. Whether you have a fresh Brazilian or not, make sure to make this a day to remember.

I do read and appreciate all of your comments, The sad thing is that I can’t figure out how to respond to them. There was a reader who said she refers to me as RipZilla. I like that.
~Godzilla’s Brazilian cousin~

I understand there is a monetary commitment when you get a Brazilian on a monthly basis. That is why I am less expensive than most salons and why I offer cash and student discounts. Some women will do anything to make it happen. One of my girls actually rolled quarters in order to get waxed. I’ve never felt so proud.

I had another article published! http://thesocialgods.com/whos-the-real-boss/
~your Brazilian writer~

Snatches are like snowflakes. No two are exactly alike.
~Brazilian Wisdom~

Yesterday, I was seriously in entrenched in some deep, dark bush. Women who I haven’t seen for months, like Thanksgiving or Summer. It was hard work and I am actually sore today. I think I need to ask my boss for some combat pay.
~your Brazilian Soldier~

There is a lot more talk on Showtime about doing it in the back entrance. For almost 20 years, I’ve been waxing that area on women. I am glad that I have kept my girls prepared for anything all these years.
~your Brazilian girl, back & front~

I’m sitting in a crowded airport at 5 in the morning looking around at all the women who probably need my services. Brazilians To Go. Interesting concept.

I’m sorry I don’t have handles on my beds for you to hang onto. I have women who try to hang on to me, but if I can’t use both arms to pull, your Brazilian experience is going to be a lot more painful. If you are the type of person that needs to hang onto something, bring a friend or a stuffed animal. You could also bring a dildo. That would be a great motivator to get you through the service.

There were a lot of women looking for Jesus in my wax rooms last week.
~your spiritual Brazilian leader~