Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Getting a Brazilian won’t give you an infection. There are a lot of reasons one can get an infection in the vag, but it’s not from getting waxed unless the place you go is really nasty. You’re safe at Mark & M.E.

Still liking the idea of the Ass Jack.
~your Brazilian inventor~

I have written nearly 700 consecutive blogs about my intimate experiences with the female anatomy and their owners. The main purpose of this endeavor was to find someone to help me publish my manuscript called “The Happy Hoo-Ha” which is also about my experiences as a Brazilian Wax Tech. I would like to reach out again and implore anyone who finds me the least bit funny or interesting to connect me with someone who can help me spread my joy about the vag with others.
~your aspiring Brazilian writer~

After I told a friend about the girl from yesterday, she had an excellent suggestion. What if I were to develop a device similar to a car jack that would be able to separate the cheeks of women who can’t hold their own asses apart.
~your Brazilian developer~

This could very easily be me and my best friend Angi. I also have a significant amount of junk in my trunk. I know she’d hold up my cheek for me cause she’s cool like that.

I had a girl come in for a Brazilian who had a significant amount of Junk in her Trunk. She brought a friend in for moral support since it was her first time. When I asked her to roll on her side and lift her cheek, she said she couldn’t because her ass was too heavy and her hand was too sweaty. This is when we had to ask the friend to come help hold her cheek up.

Today is a special day. The 29Th of February doesn’t happen very often. Whether you have a fresh Brazilian or not, make sure to make this a day to remember.

I do read and appreciate all of your comments, The sad thing is that I can’t figure out how to respond to them. There was a reader who said she refers to me as RipZilla. I like that.
~Godzilla’s Brazilian cousin~

I understand there is a monetary commitment when you get a Brazilian on a monthly basis. That is why I am less expensive than most salons and why I offer cash and student discounts. Some women will do anything to make it happen. One of my girls actually rolled quarters in order to get waxed. I’ve never felt so proud.

I had another article published! http://thesocialgods.com/whos-the-real-boss/
~your Brazilian writer~