Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Get a Brazilian and your man will pant for your pussy.

Today is my 700TH consecutive blog. Vagina’s, rectums and women are a fascinating trio that keep me laughing on a daily basis. It has been a crazy career choice and I may be a little crazy, but I’m not done talking about twats yet, so stay tuned….
~your Brazilian Blogger~

Couples often come in the room together. Men seem to like to watch their women get a Brazilian. I teased a husband about having to floss because his wife hadn’t been in to see me in a few months. He told me he was on a diet.

I love it when my clients take a half or full day off work so they can get a Brazilian. That’s dedication.

Getting a Brazilian won’t give you an infection. There are a lot of reasons one can get an infection in the vag, but it’s not from getting waxed unless the place you go is really nasty. You’re safe at Mark & M.E.

Still liking the idea of the Ass Jack.
~your Brazilian inventor~

I have written nearly 700 consecutive blogs about my intimate experiences with the female anatomy and their owners. The main purpose of this endeavor was to find someone to help me publish my manuscript called “The Happy Hoo-Ha” which is also about my experiences as a Brazilian Wax Tech. I would like to reach out again and implore anyone who finds me the least bit funny or interesting to connect me with someone who can help me spread my joy about the vag with others.
~your aspiring Brazilian writer~

After I told a friend about the girl from yesterday, she had an excellent suggestion. What if I were to develop a device similar to a car jack that would be able to separate the cheeks of women who can’t hold their own asses apart.
~your Brazilian developer~

This could very easily be me and my best friend Angi. I also have a significant amount of junk in my trunk. I know she’d hold up my cheek for me cause she’s cool like that.

I had a girl come in for a Brazilian who had a significant amount of Junk in her Trunk. She brought a friend in for moral support since it was her first time. When I asked her to roll on her side and lift her cheek, she said she couldn’t because her ass was too heavy and her hand was too sweaty. This is when we had to ask the friend to come help hold her cheek up.