Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I have had some clients suggest that I send Beaver Reminder Cards when they are due for a Brazilian. I think that it would be pretty obvious that it is time for a wax when your man is choking on your pubic hair.

So I’m a little obsessed with pussies. Got a problem with that?
~your Brazilian Goddess~

A woman walked out of my room after enduring her first Brazilian and yelled, “a man must have invented that sadistic shit!”

A lot of people agree that farting is different.
~your Brazilian Gas Master~

A man drove by the salon and noticed my car. It’s pretty and yellow. When he got close to it, he read the license plate. It says “waxitall.’ His wife mentioned that she wanted to get a Brazilian and didn’t know where to go. He told her about the car and how it had a license plate that said something about taking it all off. Now I have a new client because of my car.

As an adult, things are so different when you get a Brazilian and are bald. For example, I had a client tell me that farting was a lot different when you are waxed. Not only do the farts vibrate, they make a lot more noise.

A girl threatened to wrap her legs around my neck. Brazilians can be dangerous.

Jillian Michaels says that sex is good for your health. Mary Elizabeth says that sex is better with a Brazilian.

I had a guy come into the room with his girlfriend to film her Brazilian. He said he likes to document first experiences. When I lifted her leg, he couldn’t see her parts, so he moved to the end of the bed. When he got close, he realized how red her skin was and that there was a little blood. His face got pale and I had to tell him if he was going to faint, he needed to sit down. So I have to ask you, who are the real pussies?

In the middle of a Brazilian, a client said “you are a FREAK for doing this!” I’m okay with that.