Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I did lots of Spring Cleaning this week on lots of lucky women. Hope everyone is taking advantage of their perfectly groomed lawns.
Cheers to Brazil in Spring!

I received the nicest compliment. A woman told me that she felt more comfortable naked with me than in underwear at another upscale salon in Rochester. Thank you for that.
~your Brazilian BFF~

The first time a woman gets a Brazilian tends to be the funniest. After cleaning up, a woman said, “How am I ever gonna keep my hands off of it!”

I wrote a post about spring cleaning your snatch. A Facebook Friend asked me if my type of gardening ever required pesticides. Unfortunately, sometimes it does.
~your Brazilian pest control specialist~

It can be interesting how referrals come my way. A woman mentioned to her boyfriend that she was thinking about getting a Brazilian. He told her that his ex-wife said that the owner of Mark & M.E. was really good and really thorough.

Weather is beautiful. It’s the first day of Spring. Time to spring clean your snatch.
~your Brazilian gardener~

I have had some clients suggest that I send Beaver Reminder Cards when they are due for a Brazilian. I think that it would be pretty obvious that it is time for a wax when your man is choking on your pubic hair.

So I’m a little obsessed with pussies. Got a problem with that?
~your Brazilian Goddess~

A woman walked out of my room after enduring her first Brazilian and yelled, “a man must have invented that sadistic shit!”

A lot of people agree that farting is different.
~your Brazilian Gas Master~