Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Actually, I would probably do just about anything Christian asked.
~your Brazilian sub?~

Yeah….Christan needed a real submissive….not one that played at it (just saying). “Get a brazilian”…i would have spread so fast lol

In 50 Shades of Grey, Ana does not get a wax. If Christian wanted me to get a Brazilian, I would have sprinted to the salon.

Our headache woman also told her husband that there were a lot of doctors at the hospital who were whores. She was determined to find someone to enjoy her Brazilian Bikini Wax.

Haha! That was totally me!
btw: I’m going to be gone for the next 5 months and my lady junk misses you already

The woman from yesterday told her husband if he didn’t step up to the plate, she’d find someone who knew where the Ibuprofen was.
~your Brazilian storyteller~

A woman came in all pissed off because she wanted to have sex and her husband said he had a headache. That was 3 weeks ago.
~your Brazilian shrink~

http://www.divacup.com/

This will fix all of the tampon worries 🙂

A woman told me she had a nightmare about coming to the salon to get a Brazilian during her period. She said that when I ripped her lip, her tampon went flying across the room and hit the wall. Glad it was only a dream.

Tampon talk continues…. When the girl rolled on her side, it fell out.
~your Brazilian gynecologist~