Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

How classy do they think they really are if they rip pubes? You will always be the best!

One of my client’s told her boss to go to Mark & M.E. for a Brazilian. The woman said she was planning to go to a more conservative, upscale salon in the suburbs. My client had a co-worker that went to the other salon and said it was a long, excruciating ordeal and is so happy that she found me. The boss went to the other place anyways. It didn’t go well. The co-worker told my client that “we may be low-class, but we get pain free Brazilians!”

A lot of brides just get a Brazilian for the honeymoon and don’t care after that. Believe me, after 25 years of marriage, my Brazilian Bikini Wax is an important now as it was then, if not more.

June is fun at Mark & M.E. I saw a lot of bride’s this week with their hairy bushes getting ready for the big day. It is so cool knowing that I am an important part of their wedding preparations. Even more fun has been all of the former client’s who come to town for the weddings who stop by the salon to get a quick rip by me. The loyalty towards me and my Brazilian work is humbling. Thanks ladies.

Most people have never trimmed or shaved the hair by their rectum. A Brazilian Bikini Wax includes that entire region. When I put the wax on that area, most people tend to clench their cheeks together, because it is a strange sensation to have a popsicle stick with hot wax put on that part of the body. When I re-separate the cheeks in order to wax that area, the wax mixed with the long hair reminds me of cobwebs.

Amen

Actually, I would probably do just about anything Christian asked.
~your Brazilian sub?~

Yeah….Christan needed a real submissive….not one that played at it (just saying). “Get a brazilian”…i would have spread so fast lol

In 50 Shades of Grey, Ana does not get a wax. If Christian wanted me to get a Brazilian, I would have sprinted to the salon.

Our headache woman also told her husband that there were a lot of doctors at the hospital who were whores. She was determined to find someone to enjoy her Brazilian Bikini Wax.