Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

In the middle of doing a Brazilian, a woman said she called me a really bad name in her head. I’m sure that’s never happened before.

A girl said she really liked me because I was so vulgar. I asked her why she thought that. She said it was because I told her to give me her ass. I don’t think that’s vulgar. I just don’t like the words rectum or anus.
~your Brazilian Booty girl~

A nurse was apprehensive about rolling on her right side. But after I put the wax on, she said, “at least you aren’t putting your finger in there.”
~not your Brazilian proctologist~

In most cases, the hair comes in finner and thinner after you wax which is one of the main reasons Brazilians have become so popular. After only one visit to me, a girl said that she was shocked how much lighter her hair came in. She told me she never thought she’d be able to see her skin through her pubes.

The woman who thought it was going to hurt to poop after she got a Brazilian also worried that she was going to poop on me.

Believe it or not, I don’t like fireworks. The loud noises startle me and the explosions make me nervous. But I do like fireworks in the bedroom, however. And that is why I have devoted my life to making hoo-ha’s happy and their explosions electrifying.
~your creative Brazilian fireworks coordinator~

You need to be open minded if you do Brazilians for a living. Any question is valid and will be received without judgement. So when a woman asked me if it was going to hurt when she pooped, I just said no.

I’m smiling because I love my job and I know it’s worth it.
~your happy Brazilian Wax Tech~

A new client yesterday told me she had only had one Brazilian Bikini Wax before and it was a nightmare. It took the girl 2 hours to do it then her lady parts were red, sore, bruised and scabbed for almost 3 weeks after. By the time things felt good again, her hair was back.

I had a bachelorette party in yesterday for Brazilians. They laughed, took pictures. I highly recommend adding a group wax to your pre-wedding plans. Most brides get Brazilians anyways so why not be a part of her experience. And the best part is the bride hugged me before she left.