The woman who thought it was going to hurt to poop after she got a Brazilian also worried that she was going to poop on me.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Believe it or not, I don’t like fireworks. The loud noises startle me and the explosions make me nervous. But I do like fireworks in the bedroom, however. And that is why I have devoted my life to making hoo-ha’s happy and their explosions electrifying.
~your creative Brazilian fireworks coordinator~
You need to be open minded if you do Brazilians for a living. Any question is valid and will be received without judgement. So when a woman asked me if it was going to hurt when she pooped, I just said no.
I’m smiling because I love my job and I know it’s worth it.
~your happy Brazilian Wax Tech~
A new client yesterday told me she had only had one Brazilian Bikini Wax before and it was a nightmare. It took the girl 2 hours to do it then her lady parts were red, sore, bruised and scabbed for almost 3 weeks after. By the time things felt good again, her hair was back.
I had a bachelorette party in yesterday for Brazilians. They laughed, took pictures. I highly recommend adding a group wax to your pre-wedding plans. Most brides get Brazilians anyways so why not be a part of her experience. And the best part is the bride hugged me before she left.
A girl repeatedly called me a monster yesterday during her first ever Brazilian amidst her continuous giggling. That was a first.
Another woman told me she worried that if she came for a Brazilian during her period, I would rip out her tampon and it would hit the wall and make a mess. Trust me, I wouldn’t want that to happen either.
A girl wanted to get down and dirty with her man. He told her he’d wait until she saw M.E.
~your Brazilian Goddess~
Several women have asked me if I use less wax if they are less hairy. When doing a Brazilian, it doesn’t really matter how much hair you have. I cover the same surface area every time with the same amount of wax which means the same price. Salons who charge you more for the 1st time are taking advantage of you.