Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A girl repeatedly called me a monster yesterday during her first ever Brazilian amidst her continuous giggling. That was a first.

Another woman told me she worried that if she came for a Brazilian during her period, I would rip out her tampon and it would hit the wall and make a mess. Trust me, I wouldn’t want that to happen either.

A girl wanted to get down and dirty with her man. He told her he’d wait until she saw M.E.
~your Brazilian Goddess~

Several women have asked me if I use less wax if they are less hairy. When doing a Brazilian, it doesn’t really matter how much hair you have. I cover the same surface area every time with the same amount of wax which means the same price. Salons who charge you more for the 1st time are taking advantage of you.

How classy do they think they really are if they rip pubes? You will always be the best!

One of my client’s told her boss to go to Mark & M.E. for a Brazilian. The woman said she was planning to go to a more conservative, upscale salon in the suburbs. My client had a co-worker that went to the other salon and said it was a long, excruciating ordeal and is so happy that she found me. The boss went to the other place anyways. It didn’t go well. The co-worker told my client that “we may be low-class, but we get pain free Brazilians!”

A lot of brides just get a Brazilian for the honeymoon and don’t care after that. Believe me, after 25 years of marriage, my Brazilian Bikini Wax is an important now as it was then, if not more.

June is fun at Mark & M.E. I saw a lot of bride’s this week with their hairy bushes getting ready for the big day. It is so cool knowing that I am an important part of their wedding preparations. Even more fun has been all of the former client’s who come to town for the weddings who stop by the salon to get a quick rip by me. The loyalty towards me and my Brazilian work is humbling. Thanks ladies.

Most people have never trimmed or shaved the hair by their rectum. A Brazilian Bikini Wax includes that entire region. When I put the wax on that area, most people tend to clench their cheeks together, because it is a strange sensation to have a popsicle stick with hot wax put on that part of the body. When I re-separate the cheeks in order to wax that area, the wax mixed with the long hair reminds me of cobwebs.

Amen