A girl went to another salon in Rochester for a Brazilian that specializes in waxing. After a half an hour, the technician said her hair was too coarse to wax. During that time, she only removed a two by two inch patch of hair and there were a ton of strays left behind in that area. The girl called Mark & M.E. in a panic. We told her to come right over. I had her bald in five.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A client of mine had two of her best friend’s drive over two hours just to get Brazilians from me. They all were in the room together offering each other moral support. The first girl was very slender and needed her friend to not only hold her hand, but her leg as well. The friend couldn’t believe how hard it was to hold the girl’s leg up. When a woman is fighting the wax, they become like a person who is high on drugs. They possess an incredible amount of strength and sometimes I think they could move an insurmountable amount of weight. So if you are coming in for a wax and you’re feeling like a weenie, feel free to bring in a friend to help me out.
There are a lot of bald pusses at the Dave Matthews Concert this weekend.
~Brazilians Rock!~
A clitoris the size and shape of a quarter. Couldn’t believe it. Another first.
~your Brazilian informant~
The whole naked and pain thing really freaks some girls out. A girl, who was obviously anxious about getting waxed, asked me if doing Brazilians was just clinical to me. I said yes, but more than anything, I think they are fun.
While a new girl was waiting for the restroom, she had her legs crossed and was rocking back and forth. She proceeded to tell me that her pussy was already hurting.
~silly Brazilian virgin~
There is a reason we ask you to use the restroom before your Brazilian.
A woman walked in the room and warned me that she was sporting a Fro-Gina.
~your Brazilian Soul Train specialist~
Brazilian waxes have increased among women who are reading “Fifty Shades of Grey.”