Our short tongued fellow was very well endowed so he shouldn’t have been obsessing about the appendage in his mouth. That is not the body part that chicks worry about being short.
~Brazilian Wax Wisdom~
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A man in his early 20’s had never gone down on a woman because he was embarrassed by his short tongue. I have a client that was compassionate to his plight and came to get a wax so he could learn how to properly perform cunnilingus.
Guess who was able to get a Brazilian and Brow Wax and still have money left over?
A woman got out of the shower and her man commented that she needed to see me. She told him she was waiting until her next pay check. He must have felt bad that she couldn’t afford a Brazilian, because he offered to give her $150 if she gave him a blow job.
Yesterday’s hairdresser actually corrected herself and said it looked more like furry boy shorts. Yes, her body was screaming for a Brazilian Bikini Wax.
After 2 months without a Brazilian, it can look like a woman is wearing a furry bikini. I have a fun hairdresser to thank for that analogy.
If you are going to the ocean this summer for vacation, you may want to consider getting a Brazilian. Saltwater and shaving are not a good mix. Ever see the aftershave scene in Home Alone?
There are reasons women have babies. There are also reasons mostly women get Brazilians and not men. Check out my son and his friend getting ripped by yours truly. http://t.co/fY53aJeT
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And this is why I sent her to you! And on this lovely Monday morning all I’m hearing is M.E. praises! Now I hope I will never see a pic message of that horendity ever again! Thank you M.E.!
Stretch please.
~your Brazilian yoga instructor~