Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Group waxing is so much more interesting. Like when a girl asks her friend if her vagina is nervous.
~mark & m.e. home of the 10 minute brazilian~

Unless you kick me or fall off the table, please don’t apologize. I am used to squirming and swearing. I know it can be uncomfortable. And if you want to make yourself feel better, just watch my son and his friend get waxed on U-Tube. If you haven’t seen it yet, it’s called 2 Dudes Get a Brazilian. You’ll understand why apologizing isn’t necessary.

I am popular when it comes to vacation time. A woman needs a Brazilians before she goes on any kind of trip. One woman told me all she cared about on vacation was food and fucking. Glad I could help with the preparations.

Life is too short to work a job you hate. You’d be surprised how many opportunities are out there. Just look at me, for example. I absolutely love what I do for a living and it is definitely not the kind of profession that a little girl dreams about doing when she grows up. In fact, I never heard of a Brazilian Wax until I was an adult, but, boy, am I glad I did.

There is no need to be uncomfortable taking your pants off in front of me. If I have to do 20 Brazilians in one day, you would have to have a really funky vagina to make me even think twice about it.

I am truly humbled by all of the women who travel over an hour to get a Brazilian from me. I am equally grateful for every single client who feels safe with their vagina in my hands. Today is a day of thanks.

Love all the women in their 60’s getting Brazilians. Now we have to convince women in their 70’s to try it.

Some things need repeating. I am not smiling because I enjoy hurting you. It makes me happy to think how great sex will be for you after I finish your Brazilian.

Now I have heard it all. I waxed a girl from North Carolina that had only gotten one Brazilian before and it took 2 hours. I don’t understand.

A woman waited longer than usual between waxes, because she wanted a fresh Brazilian for a job interview. I was skeptical about what kind of job she was interviewing for. She laughed and said that getting a Brazilian made her feel more confident. I get that.