Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Love all the women in their 60’s getting Brazilians. Now we have to convince women in their 70’s to try it.

Some things need repeating. I am not smiling because I enjoy hurting you. It makes me happy to think how great sex will be for you after I finish your Brazilian.

Now I have heard it all. I waxed a girl from North Carolina that had only gotten one Brazilian before and it took 2 hours. I don’t understand.

A woman waited longer than usual between waxes, because she wanted a fresh Brazilian for a job interview. I was skeptical about what kind of job she was interviewing for. She laughed and said that getting a Brazilian made her feel more confident. I get that.

Our short tongued fellow was very well endowed so he shouldn’t have been obsessing about the appendage in his mouth. That is not the body part that chicks worry about being short.
~Brazilian Wax Wisdom~

A man in his early 20’s had never gone down on a woman because he was embarrassed by his short tongue. I have a client that was compassionate to his plight and came to get a wax so he could learn how to properly perform cunnilingus.

Guess who was able to get a Brazilian and Brow Wax and still have money left over?

A woman got out of the shower and her man commented that she needed to see me. She told him she was waiting until her next pay check. He must have felt bad that she couldn’t afford a Brazilian, because he offered to give her $150 if she gave him a blow job.

Yesterday’s hairdresser actually corrected herself and said it looked more like furry boy shorts. Yes, her body was screaming for a Brazilian Bikini Wax.

After 2 months without a Brazilian, it can look like a woman is wearing a furry bikini. I have a fun hairdresser to thank for that analogy.