Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

What grown woman calls it her sex?
~a confused Brazilian tech~

The girl from yesterday was nervous about knocking me across the room. I was nervous about her piercing flying across the room.
~brazilian anxiety~

A bigger girl, who happened to be 7 months pregnant, came in for a Brazilian the other day with a couple friends. I always laugh a lot when she comes in, because she laughs like a hyena and thrashes around like she is having a seizure. During the service, her one leg was falling off the far side of the table and her other leg was up in the air being supported by my back. As I was preparing to rip, she yelled at me to be careful because I was a skinny bitch and she was afraid her leg was going to reflex against my back and throw me across the room.

Some men like to make their women suffer. It’s a Christian Grey kind of thing. One particular man won’t let his woman get a Brazilian. She told me her hair is so long she can curl it around her finger. That makes me cringe.

Group waxing is so much more interesting. Like when a girl asks her friend if her vagina is nervous.
~mark & m.e. home of the 10 minute brazilian~

Unless you kick me or fall off the table, please don’t apologize. I am used to squirming and swearing. I know it can be uncomfortable. And if you want to make yourself feel better, just watch my son and his friend get waxed on U-Tube. If you haven’t seen it yet, it’s called 2 Dudes Get a Brazilian. You’ll understand why apologizing isn’t necessary.

I am popular when it comes to vacation time. A woman needs a Brazilians before she goes on any kind of trip. One woman told me all she cared about on vacation was food and fucking. Glad I could help with the preparations.

Life is too short to work a job you hate. You’d be surprised how many opportunities are out there. Just look at me, for example. I absolutely love what I do for a living and it is definitely not the kind of profession that a little girl dreams about doing when she grows up. In fact, I never heard of a Brazilian Wax until I was an adult, but, boy, am I glad I did.

There is no need to be uncomfortable taking your pants off in front of me. If I have to do 20 Brazilians in one day, you would have to have a really funky vagina to make me even think twice about it.

I am truly humbled by all of the women who travel over an hour to get a Brazilian from me. I am equally grateful for every single client who feels safe with their vagina in my hands. Today is a day of thanks.